TDF starts Saturday

Any of you cunts not watching it will be banned. Unless mo says that's undemocratic.

which country is staging it this year?

Nope, don't understand the reference.

actually after a gap of 17 years ive got my self back in the saddle.........i cycled to Denny this morning.....sat by the recycling plant had a ribena and oiled my chain

That reminds me of a much watched porn video.

im downloading it now Blackcurrant Cycling Whores Do Denny

He was a lucky fella that Denny.

It's comedy genius. And we're watching it unfold. Right here on li'le ole Stennymad.

My sides split literally posts ago.

It was called "Three in One".

like Mr Creosote

That castaway Robinson Creosote survived by drinking from gallon drums of the stuff washed ashore in the wreck. He supplemented these iron rations with a meagre diet of linseed nuts and beeswax.

He died of course.

But he had an absolutely fabulous finish.

you fukked it up

I modified it is all

I'll get one of the boffins in the lab to look at it...

It may be salvageable

Otherwise we'll just have to donate it to Stan Boardman like last time.

He's dined out on that Hugo Zerr gag ever since you know

Toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooour Time. Watch you bastards.

i wouldnae even watch it if you borrowed my eyeballs for the weekend.