Ya big girl's blouse

Stand by your convictions, don't change your avatar due to a little abuse.



I'm going cycling, have a nice day all.

crownliquor wrote:



I'm going cycling, have a nice day all.

Note to self: Do not cycle over power cables to mobile traffic lights, you will fall off and break your collar bone. Having broken said bone, do not think, if Tyler Hamilton can ride a mountain stage of the TDF with this injury, you can complete the last 35 miles of your ride on mainly flat roads. Tyler had access to the best pain killers money can buy, you had access to an Ainsley Harriott cereal bar. I nearly cried folks, but finished the ride.

Then when you go for an X-ray, don't nearly pass out when you stand, forcing the nurse to give you oxygen and wheel you about on a trolley, and be X-rayed on the trolley, cause you're such a blouse.


Hey ono, which pain killers are stronger please? :

Voltarol 50mg

or

Solpadol 30mg


6 weeks off the bike? Fuck that, I'm off to give Tyler a call.

they both work in different ways, so you can take them both!

that's a nasty bone to break, it doesn't heal very well.

Maaan-oh!

Sorry to hear of yer tumble man.

Sounds nasty.

When can we expect the photos?

As you can see it's not as bad as the broken arm from last year (left picture), that was a shocker.




Pain killers are fucking rubbish by the way, good job I'm hard as nails, apart from the passing out incident at hosptal yesterday.

Try four Sudafed combined with lashings of white wine drunk through a mouthful of Polo mints.

Works for me.

Dunt half clear out yer sinuses an'all ;)

PS

You puttin on a bitta weight?

Joking aside I'm sorry to hear about your misfortune. You're not very lucky with bikes are you? Have you considered an alternative mode of transport.....





Still look on the bright side. The break(geddit) will give you the opportunity to:

1. Watch the Tour de France in full and give us all a scintillating ball-by-ball commentary

2. Sort this board out properly

3. Go on a recruitment drive for Stennymad by spamming Footymad mercilessly

PS I hope you're not left handed. Otherwise you'll have to look for some other method of ahem amusement

Ooh that looks sore mate, maybe you should take up a gentleman's sport like golf. The only likliehood of injury is being hit by the odd stray ball or breaking your leg whilst driving ...... apart from the stinking hangovers that is

Try some alcohol with that Solpadol and you'll probably sleep like a baby as well as counteracting the constipation caused by the codeine. It'll tell you on the box not to drink of course but that advice is for wooses

Hope you're giving extra marks in the quiz feeling better soon

Immo wrote:

You puttin on a bitta weight?

Bollocks, it's just an unflattering camera angle......................................................the lens is pointing at me.

James, you never enter the quiz.

You're just trying to goad me into having a go ....... it worked

Picture Update:

Well my left breast seems to have swollen to an extent to which I expect to be lactating by the end of the week.

Sure I've broken my arm again as well, useless cunts didn't pick it up with the X-ray though.



On a brighter note. Cycled 50 miles this morning. Us cyclists really are the hardest sportsmen in the world.

crownliquor wrote:On a brighter note. Cycled 50 miles this morning. Us cyclists really are the hardest sportsmen in the world.

That's nothing I'm playing golf tomorrow and I've got a sore neck

i've seen some gross things licker........ but that's truly horrible

Last time i saw a chest like that, a pirate was burying it.

all j,s aside, why so much bruising? looks darned sore.

onomatopoeia wrote:i've seen some gross things licker........ but that's truly horrible

Bollocks, it made you moist, and I can't blame you. It's all I can do not to get a hard-on when I look in the mirror.

sevvy wrote:

why so much bruising?

Not sure sev, but think the shoulder bruise is the broken collar bone, the arm bruise is where I think I've broken it again, and the breast bruise must have been where I landed on what's sown in my chest.

Looks worse than it is, couple of fractures never hurt anyone.

crownliquor wrote:

onomatopoeia wrote:i've seen some gross things licker........ but that's truly horrible

Bollocks, it made you moist, and I can't blame you. It's all I can do not to get a hard-on when I look in the mirror.

i don't know how you avoid it, i have hardly been off the washing machine since you posted these pics!

"i don't know how you avoid it, i have hardly been off the washing machine since you posted these pics!"

ffs ono, i just sprayed cider all over the screen there.

From your obvious concern, Crown, I take it the left is your wanking arm?

supermo wrote:From your obvious concern, Crown, I take it the left is your wanking arm?

That's the one he uses to salute beach towels in Benidrom

cider.... nice

I don't think he's hurt himself at all. Just been putting lipstick round his nipples like the missus from Pennies from Heaven and took it all a bit too far.

If you ask me.

"just been putting lipstick round his nipples like the missus from Pennies from Heaven"

nice one mo, i thought i was the only one who remembered that. do you still get a chubby when you think about it too?

p.s. it was Gemma craven :o

sevvy wrote:"just been putting lipstick round his nipples like the missus from Pennies from Heaven"

nice one mo, i thought i was the only one who remembered that. do you still get a chubby when you think about it too?

p.s. it was Gemma craven :o

Who's she ....... John Cravens maw?