Re: Great Lost Tracks - An Everyday Series

by Immo Fri Feb 06, 2009 12:09 pm

Freeze

Don't move

You've been chosen as an extra in

the movie adaptation of the

sequel to your life

by Immo Fri Feb 06, 2009 12:30 pm

Baby, for a long time you had me believe
That your love was all mine and that's the way it would be
But I didn't know that you were putting me on
And I'll probably feel a whole lot better when you're gone
When you're gone

Now, I've got to say that it's not like before
And I'm not gonna play your games any more
After what you did I can't stay on
And I'll probably feel a whole lot better when you're gone

by Immo Fri Feb 06, 2009 12:42 pm

Hmmmm

Tomorrow's timetable beckons

One class seulement

Mass Media in the UK (Pre and Post-War Representations of Working-Class Culture in UK Cinema)

Year 1 Degree studes Rolling Eyes

So far they've seen...

39 Steps (Hitchcock)
Went The Day Well (Cavalcanti)
Brighton Rock (Boulting Bros)

Time for a bitta grim realism....

1. It's gone half-one and i just poured a drink

2. Even with an 11 o' clock start, a breakfast bifter and a prevailing wind; I'm gony struggle a
bit with the hangover.

3. Ahhh yes the hangover Ponder2

- I remember that Laughing

If it's full of the feelings of inadequacy and shame accompanied with the quivering stomach; then they'll be cowed by this...

(Stacey's gone "over the wall". All are gathered in the assembly hall to praise God and the system during his subsequent capture and "rehabilitation" )

If it's wunna them spacey-freaky, Keith Richards, overdone it on the Red-Bull jobs that stretch out a bit, I'll send em all swaggering homeward with this...

"...all the rest is propaganda "

God knows....

I love my job cheers

by Immo Fri Feb 06, 2009 1:06 pm

What the fukk else ya gonna play after that lot???

Daft question Very Happy

For Her in the Green Dress. Kiss

by Immo Fri Feb 06, 2009 1:23 pm

For the bloke at the side with his Smirnoff Ice who paid for her Tropical Reef Neutral

by Immo Fri Feb 06, 2009 1:31 pm

For all non-music-clubbers (bar one)

You shoulda bin there

This is Doctor Winston O' Boogie

We hope you had a good laff

Everybody here sez hi....

....g'bye Kiss

by crownliquor Fri Feb 06, 2009 7:48 pm

Yep, never a word wasted. Good stuff immo. cheers

If you're at least 6 feet tall you can replace that short arse baldy cunt as my hero. Very Happy

by supermo Fri Feb 06, 2009 9:42 pm

He's at least 6 feet round the way, will that do?

by Immo Sat Feb 07, 2009 2:16 am

Thank you kindly Crownybhoy.

I have no idea of my height or weight as I haven't felt the inclination to measure/weigh myself for about ten years now.

I have got a full and luxurious thatch tho...

...unlike that pass-remarkable, slap-headed chrome-dome Mo. Fight

by crownliquor Sat Feb 07, 2009 7:55 am

Immo wrote:

I have no idea of my height or weight as I haven't felt the inclination to measure/weigh myself for about ten years now.

Short, fat cunt then? Very Happy

You're still number1 mo. Very Happy

Ok, pop music, let's go:

by crownliquor Sat Feb 07, 2009 8:18 am

Fuck it, if you need me to sell this tune in the engaging way that the god they call "immo" does, you've come to the wrong place.

by crownliquor Sat Feb 07, 2009 8:26 am

Neil Diamond, oh yes.

It's more pop music isn't it? Very Happy

by crownliquor Sat Feb 07, 2009 8:38 am

This is the coolest guitar ever:

From the coolest album/EP.

Shame he's a bit of a cunt now.

by crownliquor Sat Feb 07, 2009 8:46 am

Too old for toys.

I fucking love The Pet Shop Boys, and so do you, look below.......

by crownliquor Sat Feb 07, 2009 8:47 am

If you don't like this..............

by Immo Sat Feb 07, 2009 8:59 am

Evidence of the pure pop sensibility well to the fore

De salud Don Crownio cheers

(Apart from Diamond of course. Comforting schlock for empty vessels. He's got an ego the size of Cleveland an'all Evil or Very Mad

)

In the spirit of Suburbia

More Oxfam than Armani (Armani... uh-uh Armani... Versace Very Happy

) tho

by Immo Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:07 am

Did I ever tell you that Toots and I saw the Poshies on their first ever tour?

8 rows from the front in the SECC Shocked

(Freebies from Billy Scally the EMI rep - a good Tim)

Like a cross between the circus, a pantomime and the best gig you ever experienced in yer life.

Apart from that it was so-so Laughing

They've nicked the chords from Peter Skellern's "You're A Lady" for the chorus but it's still fukkin magnificent cheers

by Immo Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:19 am

It's good...

But nuthin that couldn't be improved by the addition of a big, gangly dancin fucker in a cheap pale blue Simon shirt Very Happy

by Gladstone Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:29 am

Richrd Cheese...an unrecognised talent in the UK. Mostly cover songs performed, and several comic titles for his albums. "I'd Like A Virgin" is a personal favourite of mine.

This is Cheese's cover version of Nirvana's Smells Like Teen Spirit.

by Immo Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:37 am

"A torpedo... my tuxedo" Laughing

Good to see ya man

You don't show up near often enough Very Happy

Thirty-three seconds longer than you'd like I know, but... worra beauty Very Happy

by crownliquor Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:43 am

Come tae fuck..............................................................

by Gladstone Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:46 am

This one's 48 seconds in excess!

I'm after sub-one minute songs now..... got lots but some are real shit. And I think you can only put 99 tracks on an 80 minute album. confused

The video for this one's just a record going round..............

by Immo Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:48 am

Doesn't sound right without the add-ons Smile

by Gladstone Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:50 am

Crown, see you had Hall & Oates on earlier, saw them a lot in the years ago (and wasn't a fan, I've never worked that one out). Anyway, Carol Dekker's brother's finest number, in my opinion.

There's Phil there, twice recently. Very Happy

by crownliquor Sat Feb 07, 2009 10:01 am

If Carol Dekker was the one from T'Pau G, she stirred my loins, is that wrong? I fucking love ging-herr. Embarassed

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