Great Lost Tracks - An Everyday Series

I might have posted this laready but I'm pissed and don't give a fuck

Saw The Pastels use this as a top-class conceptual gag at a gig in The Venue (Sauchiehall Street) once.

Kept us (the crowd) hangin around drinkin pishy, over-priced, watered-down lager for an hour-and-a-half before they deigned to appear.

Then they played the above as their intro music.

How we laffed.

How we pelted the fukk out of them with plastic beer tumblers

How we hollered...

"Away and get a proper job ya bowl-heidit wee fukk ye!!!"

Oh ha-ha...

very funny...

it is to laugh...

"Waiting... waiting... "

Deffo for A.

I bought this album out of Woolies for £1 and some thieving toerag of a nurse chored it

Gorgeous, she was definitely an acquired taste for me. I adore this

Apologies if I've posted these before, I get drunk & nostalgic

JimmyMcGrory wrote:I might have posted this laready but I'm pissed and don't give a fuck

Yes

Yes... you have

And what is more

You just hauled the rug out from under my attempt to gain all the glory by gettin this thread onto a new page....


...you unspeakably polite, well-mannered, gentlemanly and arboreal butt-in-ski, quest-ruining, Highland basturt!!!



Take this!

You bounder!!!





"How can you con-vince me...
when everything I see,
just makes me feel youre putting me down...
and if its true this pathetic clown,
will keep hanging around
- thats if you dont my-yai-ai-ai-ai-ai-aind"

And this!!!

KAPOW!!!

THUNK!!!

THINK!!!

CAR!!!

... THINK BIKE

(SLAMS FIST DOWN ON DANSETTE - LOOKS SERIOUS/ANGRY/RIDICULOUS/LIKE A FUCKING GULLIBLE IDIOT)

Pure noise porn...

Still annoys teenagers ands the under-thirtys

Which has gotta B a good thing

Thanks for the compliment of sorts there Immo

I prefer the Buzzcocks track of the two. That reminds me have I posted Clarence Carter recently?

Sorry for pissin in yer pocket there Jay...



























Highland, Crowdie-eatin, sheep-botherin, bothy-frequenting, trout-guddling basturt was what i meant to say....














Obviously.

"What is wrong in my life

That I must get drunk every night"

(my italics )



Quote's crass, track's class...



"I am sick and I am dull and I am plain.
How dearly I’d love to get carried away.
Oh, but dreams have a knack of just not coming true.
And time is against me now"


For A

Whoever she is

I think I can safely post this without any comment.

Definitely

Positively

Ong-core-oon-fwah-four

A?





Nytol

Love...

The Ebsloot Shah

JimmyMcGrory wrote:I might have posted this laready but I'm pissed and don't give a fuck

It starts out innocently with posting a few (bad) music videos in "dipso's corner", and before you know it, you're a washed up fucking idiot, pounding arses for your next bottle of vodka (2 bottles of 750ml Absolut for £18 at Asda James, bargain) like immo.

Drink is evil James, don't be taken in by immo's attempt to glamorise it, escape while you can.





La Vien Rose is fantastic, and I'm eternally grateful to you for introducing me to it, you're a true ging-her gent.

Very nice price for Absolute there Crown but seen as Tesco has an iron like grip of the supermarket trade in Inversneckie I'm still waiting on Asdas appeal on their planning application. The stores not going to be built by Crimbo

Manged to get a couple of litres of Smirnoff outta Tesco for £20 so they're not total cunts

We don't have an ASDA either James, but my mate dropped me round 2 bottles this after.

2 litres of Smirnoff for £20 is a bargain, nipped into Tesco today, but that offer is over.

Vodka is a drink fit only for homosexuals,
dead-eyed, plooky, mouth-breathers,
dazzlingly-delightful, desperately-dumb, bright young things
and jakeys who would drink anything with an a.b.v. ratio of 10% or over.

Whisky, strycchnine, gloss varnish and soda...

...that's a man's drink.

You die.

Obviously.

But you have a lovely finish.

Ay theng yow.

Plus...

I notice that self-appointed King-of-the-Noo-York-punk-scene Sperms still hasn't identified the wee ref I left in te earlier post

And he's bin on since I posted it.

I don't think he knows it



Come in number 47

Your time's up

"Edie is a superstar... was a superstar"

Mike Garson

Piano genius

David Bowie

Standard all-round, general-purpose kinda genius.

It was always going to be a potentially explosive alchemy

But who knew it would turn out this good



"She will be your living end..."

PS

V rare snaps of Bowie's ill-advised "Dambusters" encore after his 1975 Finsbury Astoria gig at 0.22

God...

...he was good though wunty

As were these

Dreamy

That Damon Albarn'd get it an'all given the right amount of drink consumed, a window of opportunity and a prevailing wind.

I'd even consider Alex James at a push

I don't care how metrosexual that sounds



"When the days they seem to fall through you well just... let them go"

Just always there; Blur.

Just beavering away (easy Sev)

Producing a lot of average dross over the course, but way more than their share of delicious pop-tastic wee nuggets too...


...just like these

Currently top of the Immo YouTube playlist



Don't be rollin your eyes like that at me

If you can find a track with a more transparent joy in the playing and a bounce in the melodic line....


...why - I'll call you for a liar and post something equally unspeakable

Thing is... when you've just laid a ripe one in a crowded lift (metaphorically)



It's very bad form to follow it up with the ole booby-trap secondary malodorous arse-trumpet.




This is good tho - and if you don't think so...


well...

I just don't know what I'll do



I think it's Eddie Lockjaw Davis on tenor

I know it's Joe Pass on geetar

Y'all know who's singing

Genius

Seriously

Damon Albarn is a musical god, much like yourself Mr Green.

I fucking love this tune...................................and mo