FOR THE ATTENTION OF THE SOCKET

This may interest you, was having a wee swally on saturday afternoon with my bro in law, when this wee weird dwarf like guy came staggering over, a mate of my bro in laws, turns out he,s a bit of an artist, though he dont really like to let anyone know, but this guy has a show going somewhere in Buxton,and theres a wee leaflet in the pub advertising it with a photo of one of his paintings on it, tell you what matey, its fecking incredible, well in my op anyhoo,thing is, i got talking to him sort of, he was steaming drunk, but he told me his main love in life is all that tour de france/stretch armstrong crap that your into, , but he told me, he actually goes to these things and paints pictures, i dont know if its portraits or like action stuff, but i bet their incredible,im trying to find the guy, i think his name is Alan Swindell,i was a wee bit elephants masel, keep an eye oot for him.

link. http://www.derbyshire.gov.uk/leisure/buxton_museum/temporary_exhibitions/portraits/default.asp

Did you take a breath while typing that, Sevster?

Bit of a problem with that sev, Pharmstrong is a cunt, and company policy is not to speak to anyone under 6 feet tall if male, and 5 feet 9 if female. And though a girl, this isn't Pharmstrong:

https://www.derbyshire.gov.uk/images/Girl%20sunshine_tcm9-93275.jpg

Thanks anyway.

Jebus h christopher! im in the know, i might be able to get you a painting of some faggot in tight lycra showing off his pwotubewance miwwiam, cos i know you like that kinna thing.

did i mention you were a cunt of cunts?

Sev, I'd pay for a decent picture of "der kaiser". Will let you research which cyclist that's the nickname of.




Der kaiser.

Beckenbauer had a bike?

Ullrich????????? hes a bigger cunt that socket there.

Are you pissed sev, that doesn't make sense? I expect immo to be on and mete out abuse like he gave brother bewls last night, fat hypocrite. Immo, not bewls.

Despite everything, Bro. Bewls is a man who appreciates and admires posters who can give a good insult though

Poor cunt doesn't have much option with you fucking bullies about.

I think they really have a lot of time for me Crown.Shocking grammar from Sev btw

its fukkin sevvy wrote:Ullrich????????? hes a bigger cunt that socket there.

Calm down, Sev. Here, did you know there's a French version of that site that calms you down btw?

http://devine.erog.fr/

Here's a less subtle one. It's better than keeping goldfish you know:

http://isshefilthy.blogspot.com/

Mo, did i ever tell you that you were the bestest EVER poster in the whole history of S-mad.

i really love to know how you know about these sites.

Bewlay PMs them to me, mate.

He's too Presbyterian to post them up himself

Heh heh, they are allowed to view them, they just have to insert a poker into their rectum while they watch.

Did you know that the medieval torture of having the ole red-hot poker shoved up yer ronson didn't kill ya due to the wound/burn inflicted by said instrument of torture?

Apparently on withdrawal of the RHP, the arse is cauterised shut and the victim dies in poisoned agony long afterwards as the shit builds up inside them with no available outlet.

At least that's what somebody told me ages ago and I believed it.



Mind... we got a poster with an 'ology' on board now

Waddya think O?

Sound feasible?

oooooooh, thats gotta smart a bit.

I am not only thick.I am not ony deviod of any musicial taste .I am also totally uninterested in porn.A nice cup of tea and a flapjack will do me.

Your musical taste is just fine, Bewls. And there's nothing wrong with a nice cup of tea and a flapjack.

And the self depricating thick statement?

ps I see Celtic have asked to speak to Birmingham re Aitken

bewlay wrote:And the self depricating thick statement?

Well that was, um, self explanatory Bewls and it's "deprecating" ffs

bewlay wrote:ps I see Celtic have asked to speak to Birmingham re Aitken

Don't know whther that rumour's true, but if it is I'm hoping that means that he's replacing Lennon or Pendrey rather than Strachan. If Aitken is our manager next season, feel free to be as deprecating as you like

I think it would need research first Immo, but could probably get a paper out of it, know any possible volunteers?

There's one of this happy band that I'd gladly volunteer.

Have you guessed who it is yet??

How about the modern day equivalent of a RHP?A boot up your fat arse?

He's your bitch now, Bewls