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Excuse the typos, can't be bothered to alter them.

I noticed you couldnt be arsed including old sevvy in it.

i suppose i should have known where i stood in the wider picture of things on here. .

Am I a list maker? I did have some questions for you but I have forgotten what they were now.

It's fukkin rubbish when you knock out a killer gag/piece-a-bizniss and all you get is complaints and criticism innit.

Rest assured chumpy...


I laffed myself sick nearly

(Speshly the Sperms fashion-tips column )

Top work

You're a talented wee fukker on the quiet intcha

You would say that, your well represented in it, i,ve been cast aside like a sucked orange,

crownliquor wrote:Excuse the typos, can't be bothered to alter them.

Not a bad effort Crown.

Not a patch on this, however:

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i48594

Or this, sadly gone now:

http://www.purederry.com/index.php?edition=41&PHPSESSID=onklnm5uaijaja2om6p7a7bko3

As is this (although it's still worth looking at the archives for both sites):
http://www.portadownnews.com/finalnotice.htm

There's a Scottish spoof site, a la The Onion, called the Daily Mash run (coincidentally) by a couple of ex "jobbing journos" (thanks Immo) . But there should be a market for a lot more IMO:
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/

Immo wrote:
It's fukkin rubbish when you knock out a killer gag/piece-a-bizniss and all you get is complaints and criticism innit.

How would you know ?

sevvy wrote:i,ve been cast aside like a sucked orange,

Cheer up, Sev: http://guesshermuff.blogspot.com/

orange? what orange?

cheers mate.

hoopy weirdos sticking together, they way god(the cunt) intended.

I hear God's hiding somewhere on the person of Girl 369, Sev

I don't really get it

onomatopoeia wrote:I don't really get it

What, funtime frankie's newsletter?

Or Sev's happy distraction device?

you have too much time on your hand crown

very funny

The newsletter, I'm not clicking on that link!

onomatopoeia wrote:The newsletter, I'm not clicking on that link!

The newsletter? It's Crown's way of telling you and me he loves us, Ono. It's the hun way, don't worry about it

As for not clicking on that link, wise move. That's for Sev only. I just check it as part of his Supervision Order.

I just don't understand the bit about being a list maker? Oh well. Just off for my weekly chin shave. It just gets out of control otherwise.

I didn't get that either Ono.

It's probably some kind of Crown fantasy. He's fixated - look at how many Ono smileys he's got on this board ffs!

Haha! I didn't like to bring that up again, people might talk, y'know...

Just look forward to some glorious day in A&E. A rather dodgy looking patient arrives by ambulance following an "accident" with his "bike".

You're on duty. You've worked 138 hours without a break. Everything is a blur. It's you, a scalpel, and one terrified C. Licker pleading for mercy. But you can't hear him......the nightmare has just begun!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1567410/Man-who-had-sex-with-bike-in-court.html

This sort of accident, I mean....

That is fucking brilliant. What a pity there's only 4 posters on this site.


I particularly liked the listing bit

God, you're easy pleased

Sev, why would you want to be included when everyone mentioned was abused?
You weren't omitted due to importance, or sperms wouldn't have been included either.

"List maker" was a criticism, but am too drunk to explain without offending you. Didn't think you'd pick up on it, being a bit dim and all that.