Vodka y coke

Had far too much last night, recall hitting my head on something, left eyebrow is sore as fuck now.

Yet again managed to find the bar where everybody smokes dope. These bars are are always populated with interesting people. Which is welcome, because Spain is quite a straight laced country. The only problem is the patrons think I'm a bit strange because I won't smoke spliff with them. It's fucking hard work to explain it's a cardio thing rather than just being square.

The cunts only put a small amount of dope in their spliffs anyway, and share one with about 5 people. What the fuck is the point in that? When I used to smoke solid, it looked as if someone had put a shovel full of soil in the skin, am sure Mr Green is the same. Who the fuck wishes to share a spliff, make one for each smoker, sharing drugs is shit?

And here's the entrance to said dope smokers bar. As you can see it's blue, as all good things are. Except mo, who is pink and bald.

I have a video to put up if I can be bothered to take the memory card out of my phone. It's not very good anyway, and is only the same old shit of me writing "Rangers FTP" and "spermo is a wanker" on the pages of the Guardian, though it could be the Sunday Times. There is a guest appearance of my left hand holding a glass of vodka and coke.




Bet you can't wait.

That blue door in Spain signifies a gay place. Under Franco they used blue paint to signal clandestine buggery because homosexuality was illegal in those days (blue for boys-only, geddit?).

You do know that, don't you Licker?

Twat

Why don't you just ask for a 'carry out' Share the joint and just take a couple of puffs (if there's any there )

But seriously a friend of mine lives 40 miles from Valencia and he tells me that green is freely available but all the youngsters are all into coke

Post the vid

I love that stuff

EDIT

Sorry - shoulda stipulated...

First reply is to Crown's post

Second is to Peps'

Told you it was shit.

Sounds like there's no one in the bar but a few people playing pool, this wasn't the case.

Fuck my head hurts, waiting for the beer depression to arrive.

Gosh Crown. Are you really Barry Ferguson?

Did you sit at the bar with your fingers in a 'V' across your moosh in case any feenyins walked in?

I hope the beer depression is long and painful, you fukkin FUD