Obama's speech, great in rhetoric, lacking in substance?

Took time out to listen to it today then later Iistened to Martin Luther King's "I have a dream" speech and also Robin Cook's resignation speech. Now they were speeches of substance.

You should write them for him, your great.

I'm gonna say it again

This time in a JB stylee

....heeeeeeeeey!


You know...

I think there's a slight improvement there

Nope. Read that one a few times now and......nope.

It's the essence of comedy

Pomposity pricked by a killer line.

(It's why I retain the services of Plissken - he's very good at that sort of thing... mind- he's had a lot of practice )

The James Brown bit was just cos I like James Brown

And because I was hopelessly arseholed

Naturally

Not being racist , I had no great opinion on the guy, but I now note he is against brown cockery, which surprises me!

Sevvy's response is still a mile ahead, and lapping the rest of us though

I reckon we should dope test him

I'm sure he wouldn't mind...
















































He's always passed with flying colours before

(Sorry Sev - couldn't resist... tart for a laff... you know how it goes )

Is there a dope test than can detect massive pie abuse?




(Licker asked me to post this. He's a cunt).

sevvy wrote:You should write them for him, your great.

Fucking brilliant sev.

Ironically, i was being serious







































naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

I just dont get Sev's response.I know its me not tapping into the crazy way out humour and that.Care to share it with me mate?token grin

Easy mate, you talk shite, end of.

oh, and your not great either.

Should I laugh at that Sev?Remember you have an audience on here hanging on your every little joke.You thinking of doing a gig at the comedy club mate?.

Now how about a funny for your last large collection if stories about arseholes?.

I am waiting to be entertained!!!

Crap response Sev. You've given Bewls time to climb back on his high horse there

Probably thinking about Australia has poisoned your response-synapses. You haven't even got there and already they've ruined you.

Picture of me on high horse

http://www.undiscoveredscotland.co.uk/usbiography/monarchs/williamiii.html

bewlay wrote:Should I laugh at that Sev?Remember you have an audience on here hanging on your every little joke.You thinking of doing a gig at the comedy club mate?.

Now how about a funny for your last large collection if stories about arseholes?.

I am waiting to be entertained!!!

oh dear. i seem to cut a lot deeper than i intended,your obsession with arseholes is worrying mate, see a phsyciatrist, or at the very least, a proctologist, or on the other hand, you could try and loosen the drawstring roon yer mooth, and join in with a few funnies yersel, i canny believe all the years you have been on here, and you still dont get it.
but always give the audience what they want.......................................






and mo, mibbes your right, it will be my first holiday in 2 years, so you may be witness to a few Antipodean type posts in the next ten weeks, or more specifically, crown will.
oh, by the way bewls, just to get away from arseholes, im up at the hospital tomorrow getting looked at for a circumcision.


wanna buy a fan belt?

Let's face it Sev, you and I together bring out the best in ole Bewls!


Phimosis mate? Or are you just not pleased to see me?