Cycling

See, the football authorities have been reading this quality doping post.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/mattslater/2008/11/time_for_footballers_to_reveal.html

They told me posts about whether you swat flies with your cock while flying or whatever are best left to the SF board.

Footballers snort coke and smoke dope with their mates, that's their level. Not much there to prove they're at the level of cyclists and other associated arse-bandits.

Your average footballer couldn't tell shit from shinola, Licker.