Its my birthday today

please stand in an orderly line to present my birthday greetings

Best wishes bewls, think immos baked you a cake.

Happy birthday ya cunt, i actually knew it was your birthday coming up, so i phoned wee gordon and asked him to ask the team to lie down to rangers on sunday,they hummed and ha,d about it, but they eventually agreed, cos they know one game isnt gonny make the difference this season.

noo fuck off and get drunk.

Cheers guys

Apart from a lovely cake from Immo(Fruitcake preferably)my birthday list comprises of

Thr Bruce Trilogy
The Wallace
both by Nigel Tranter

Twin Peaks prequel
Some Chocs
Scotland retro top(1967)
Magnetic Stimulating Head Massager

bewlay wrote:
Magnetic Stimulating Head Massager

Does it have a Ragin' Hun mode?

Mita asked me to send his love and best wishes for your birthday Bewls. You're like a guru to that guy.

Mita PM'd me.Thats how we communicate these days.I am his rock to be honest

"I am his rock to be honest"

only mita spells it with a c.

bewlay wrote:Mita PM'd me.Thats how we communicate these days.I am his rock to be honest

The aforementioned cunt can only dream to be as funny as that, to be fair, so can you usually bewls.

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bewlay wrote:

The aforementioned cunt can only dream to be as funny as that, to be fair, so can you usually bewls.

I think it's the Magnetic Stimulating Head Massager, Crown. Either that or Bewls is on the happy pills.