Your correspondent in Mo’s south garden.

He set the chauffer, butler, gardener, cook, dogs and peacocks on me when he spotted me trespassing. He’s a bad tempered old git.

Every house in my street looks like that. The topiary is the only differential.

that hat disturbs me

I’ve been stopped in the street and asked in shops and pubs about that hat more times than Mo receives comments when he goes out in his arse-less chaps, it’s the coolest hat in the world.

Anyway, James. God’s own hat disturbs you, but Mo’s arse-less chaps are acceptable? No wonder you need all that loft insulation in the highlands.

Your hat is a little more fetching now you mention it crown, only a little mind