Imagine the Robinson Crusoe theme tune playin

I now enter my 25th week on this island/board, the fates could not have have been more cruel than to cast me adrift on this god forsaken island/board without the company of a fellow human being, my eyes and mind cruelly taunt me by seeing postings that are not there, oh woe is me, tis in the very nature of the human being that he is a social species and thus needs other humans for interactions, but i fear my hopes will be dashed on the rocky shores of this island/board for indeed, i am truly alone, but hark, is that footprints i spy in the golden sand of stennymad island? Could i dare hope that i am indeed not alone? Could it be a Glad or Mo, an Immo or jimmy? God i wouldst even be happy for the company of a Crown or Bewlay!!!! Yes my friends, that ishow lonely i am.  



And fade........................................

Oh look - a squirrel!  

Bewlay frightened me off: I think he's that Yorkshireman with the big hands.

oh look, here comes Neil

Found it.