Searching for the work gene

Went for a genetic test today and when the counsellor couldn’t draw the second blood sample she asked if she could use my other arm. But the sensuality of touching my muscular girly, tanned arm and the aroma of Creed gently seducing her nostrils flustered her so much she failed to draw the blood. She said this doesn’t normally happen and it was her not me. I smirked and thought it was nice to have the tables reversed for once.

Funny how "this useless nurse couldn't find a vein" becomes the sequel to Love Story in Crown's world  

Thought even an inbred, baldy twat would see I was taking the piss out of myself.

She was way out of my league anyway, mo, she had opposing thumbs and everything.

Just so you know, my vein was rampant, she just wasn't very good at drawing blood.

test wrote:Thought even an inbred, baldy twat would see I was taking the piss out of myself.

Isn't that true of all your posts?  

Pretty much, mo.

So the genetic test confirmed I have an abnormal SCN5A gene. This is the Brugada gene and has nothing to do with the work gene, it turns out I’m just an idle, workshy cunt.
The Specialist Registrar in Clinical Genetics, also said that from my description, mo is definitely carrying the homophobe gene.