Life changing decision

No, he’s not getting a job. The retard is thinking of changing his aftershave, only to another fragrance of Creed for day wear, he’ll never change from his favourite. The inbred fuckwit has been under the stairs all day with a fragrance on each wrist, sniffing them alternately.

Some girl gave him a load of Creed because she knows he likes it, but he moaned bitterly because it wasn’t the fragrance he wears. He’s down to the last bottle now:



If you can’t read the label it’s “Zeste Mandarine Pamplemousse”, he reckons it smells like “wart remover” (Calvin Klein “Escape”) and should be avoided.

The fucking weirdo would sleep with anyone if they smelt nice enough. Hi-ya, mo.

A good shower would help Test, then I would spray on some Channel Green Blue for a special occasion or Paco Robanne Ultraviolet. Failing that its whatever shites lying about, these days its Joop Jump but mostly I couldn't give a flying fuck. Almost anything smells better than stale pish

Not heard him mention any of those fragrances, James, but will pass on your aromatic attires and see what he says. I think he prefers women (one can't be sure, mind) but your ging-herr-ness may just swing it and get you a phone call.

i mind my stale pish days, carbolic and petula oil all the way for this big gay bare these days.

So I’ve, I mean the retard, has chosen his new scent for day wear, it’s the red one on the left.



He would love to wear the one on the right (which I’m not naming) all the time but can’t afford to. Even with a 37 quid discount he’ll be eating sand for the next month. The bits in the middle are testers, if anybody produces a video for EC I’ll send them a tester.
Perfume is a mood enhancer, well that’s my excuse.

SANTA, are you ho ho hoping to pull with that crown?

Are there no "L"s in Doric, James? It's Santal not Santa.

As to who I'm trying to pull, it's obviously Mo, he has all the contacts and none of the hair.