Seeing the Olympic torch brought back childhood memories

Of my Grandfather.... in his vest running through Slamannan with a burning torch terrorising catholics

Its been quite a week for Falkirk...we have had Elton John impersonating Eunice Gee and who... judging by his singing... is lucky to be till tanding after all dis time

And we have had a hormonal woman jailed for 4 years for driving through Falkirk with a spotty ned as a hood ornament...the pimping her ride defence was thrown out by the sheriff

I may take this to 3 pages ...or I may get bored and disappear for 3 years....its even money

it was always on the cards id reappear when things could be any worse...ive always been an awkward fukker

I was in Falkirk twice last week, drove through it once, not as nice as i thought it would be, but twice i ended up at the Falkirk wheel, let me tell you Mr Plissken, i was impressed, apart from the two jakies drinking super strength cider on one of the benches by the canal, wisnae you and faither was it?

SnakePlissken wrote:Of my Grandfather.... in his vest running through Slamannan with a burning torch terrorising catholics

I picture him with one big eye in the middle of his forehead. And slavering.