Snake...

Did you manage to watch any of the game tonight in between Toots' interminable whingeing about her download speeds?

i watched the whole thing and largely ignored the unfolding download drama

A wise move

Barca's 'pure football' vs Toots 'pure moaniness' was always gony be a one-sided contest in the 'good ways to spend an evening' stakes.

mrs plissken actually watched the whole thing too....with a surprising enthusiasm she normally only keeps for Jerry Springer

Toots got moentarily distracted by Messi and burbled some "Awww lookitummm... he's like a cute wee 12-year-old boy wi a wee old man's face" pish.

Oddly, I couldn't think of a single comeback.

(Apart from ... obviously)

coincidentally cute 12 year old boys with old mans faces was actually one of the topics on Jerry Springer tonight

One of the truly great 'merkins.

Other 'merkin news...

Didja notice how disabled the possibility of any fucker responding to his big swanky 'San Francisco' thread by mongin-up his clip posting?

More on this story later...