To our central Scotland correspondents

If you were going for dinner in the Falkirk/Polmont/Larbert/Stenhousemuir/Grangemouth area of an evening, where would you recommend?

i only ever go to 3 places...the wheelhouse, the copper top and immos.......if you choose immos a word of advice. wear a gravy proof kagool, it can get a bit choppy

The Castlecary is well worth a nosebag.

Going somewhere else!

Ono, snake's Wheelhouse http://wheelhousefalkirk.com/ recommendation for Falkirk, but not the Copper Top for me (a guy had a heart attack last time I was in there, but they propped him up beside the puddings and carried on as if nothing had happened). Polmont/Grangemouth would be Salt of the Earth http://www.saltoftheearth.uk.net/ which is owned by the folk who used to have the Copper Top. Larbert/Stenhousemuir would have to be the Gulnar, Scotland's best Asian restaurant: http://www.gulnartandoori.co.uk/ but their website doesn't show a menu. Catlecary is ok, but a wee bit away from your indicated location.

Immo's house is, however, most central to all other local attractions!

it was me who they propped up beside the puddings....i faked the heart attack.... i managed 3 strawberry cheesecakes, 2 profiteroles and cream and a Knickerbocker Glory before they rumbled me

SnakePlissken wrote:it was me who they propped up beside the puddings....i faked the heart attack.... i managed 3 strawberry cheesecakes, 2 profiteroles and cream and a Knickerbocker Glory before they rumbled me

Sorry about dipping your wallet. Never realised you were Chinese.

SnakePlissken wrote:it was me who they propped up beside the puddings....i faked the heart attack.... i managed 3 strawberry cheesecakes, 2 profiteroles and cream and a Knickerbocker Glory before they rumbled me

he,s still got it!

niall o,dhubghaill wrote:

SnakePlissken wrote:it was me who they propped up beside the puddings....i faked the heart attack.... i managed 3 strawberry cheesecakes, 2 profiteroles and cream and a Knickerbocker Glory before they rumbled me

he,s still got it!

That's why Huns shop at Iceland!

personally ive never shopped at iceland.... it used to be in the bus station in falkirk ...might still be,,,,but i was always tentative about going in....things that shouldnt be frozen seemed to be frozen and things like ice poles that should be frozen werent....it freaked me out

there's a clinic in switzerland or a well-appointed heroin consumption room in Frankfurt which I would recommend over anything if falkirk or larbert

Bigot

Ono, just find the M876 asap and the fukk outta there.

Thanks for this guys, fortunately my Stirlingshire plans have been put on hold til later in the year

women!!.....when they're not ripping your fukkin heart out they're dismissively shredding the pages of your Good Food Guide

A narrow escape Ono. I'd recommend veering more over to the Stirling side of the area, or further west.