I note we have a new member, a certain Fairdoes....

Welcome Mr/s Fairdoes.

A few introductory questions will follow soonish. Just a matter of routine.

(Someone wake up the gimp, er, Crown Licker, please....)

Here's a novel idea Mo ...... why don't you try being nice to him?

Nah, too obvious Jimmy

Where IS the Gimp?

Which one ........... ah crown. Immo says he's still hiding under the bed, blamming the beer depression no doubt

Officially worried now

Gettin on for a month.

C'mon Crownybhoy - you could log in and log out real quick like so you show up on the memberlist at some point/date later than Dec 13th - just to set me mind at rest likes.

I won't even hardly mention the game if you do come on probably

Ha!!!

Just checked me e-mail for the first time in weeks.

Reports of Crownybhoy's demise have been greatly exaggerated.

(Mostly by me it has to be said but anyways... )

Ffs let's cut to the chase.

Fairdoes, each new poster is usually asked a couple of friendly routine questions. It saves time if you consider the questions carefully (ie the actual words). Failure to do so consigns you to the thick bassa categories where bask certain halfwits called lenoard, por ejemplo.

Crown"s question: Are you of the Hoopy persuasion?
Super's question: Has anyone ever called you a cunt?

Just answer and join us. Hang around five mins and we'll make you an admin on condition that you never ban anyone (even the mad Bewlay).

Hang around 10 mins and you'll be entitled to a flounce. Ask Snakeplissken about this, he's very helpful to new posters.

supermo wrote:Crown"s question: Are you a bead rattler?
Super's question: You're a cunt!

I think that's a truer reflection of how it runs though the rest of your post is 100% spot on

Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy (shakes head in priestly despair...)

The whole point of the question is to read the question. I've never called any new joiners a cunt. I've asked them if anybody's ever called them a cunt.

There's a big, big difference.

Obviously I usually end up calling them cunts later. But never at the beginning. Besides, they might be decent cunts. And I'm sure Fairdoes will fall into that category, should he ever log in again....

Cunt probably wont bother now

He's probably busy posting on TSW, Jimmy. He's a right argumentative cunt over there btw. But in a good way.

(Oops, just answered Crown's question there )

Fairdoes, just to let you know that Spermie is obsessed with the Oyston family because he had a 'ride' with one of their wives.


Pick the bones out of these:

Karl Oyston: Therapist

Owen Oyston: The Rapist

And that's another thing Spermie (or Supermo who he insists upon being called )is a world renowned journalist so watch what you say sonny. Not that you've made any posts yet but look forward to being sneered at by the 5 posters here ( 6 including me) and the possibility of an IP ban.

Anyway the so called Supermo started out in journalism ina big way which you can see here.

http://www.framleyexaminer.com/pages/fron002

I've been drinking vintage champagne all evening ( as all internet bullshitters do) so I've got to sign off.

Dear god - talk about the big build up! Cue the bathos...

Forgot my password!

Cue the irony -

I turned up and there was no cunt here!

Ahhh - never make that mistake Fairdoes...

There's always some cunt here

Welcome aboard man.

Mo and Crownybhoy'll be along with the entrance exam questions any time soon I 'spect.

Fairdoes wrote:Dear god - talk about the big build up! Cue the bathos...

Forgot my password!

'bathos'?

Is that the 5th Musketeer?

3 posts and I am being quoted!

Bit of a pain in the arse - I have to re-register every time I log in because it only accepts the password it sends me once.

Anyway - the entrance exam - where is it?

Or have I been whooshed?

I have, haven't i? - working out the password thing was the entrance exam.

I'll take that as a fail, then.

Welcome, Fairdoes: that avatar, it's Stenhousemuir v ICT before ICT climbed the leagues, is it? A cup match?

Anyway, I've got the worst hangover here today, fuckin' death might be cheerier.

We was gubbed that day but this was kick-off and we were full of cuptie confidence! It's the fourth match on a google image search for 'stenny'.

Admin's on a sabbatical atm FD, but you shouldn't be having that password problem.

so anyway, has anyone ever called you a cunt? Apart from me, obviously.

Ignore Peppy, he's gibbering as usual. I blame foot and mouth disease, but he won't tell which sheep gave him it.

Now registered as fairdoes1 and checked box to stay signed in so hopefully will not have any more problems.

anyway...

ffs FD. Even Sev managed to register on here without, er, having to change his name.

Well, not much anyways

Clearly you wouldn't be offended if somebody called you a technophobic cunt?

Had real software problems recently including adobe flash player eating my safari.. great fun.

Now I am on firefox ... stupid naff logo that it has.