2010's nearly over, time for the gongs...

Sev: Comic poster of the year: With tales of that excruciating op, and his general contribution, it has to be our Sev Hands down.

Immogreen: Short-lived flounce of the year. Immogreen just couldn't resist himself, the man with more comebacks than ole blue eyes. But who melted his face?

Ono: Hardest working poster of the year. Sporadic interjections during 2010. Is it all those night shifts. Or has she just found somewhere more interesting to post?

Gladstone: Perseverance Award, cos God loves a trier.

Bewlay: No award this year, a disappointing display from a poster who can usually be relied upon to amuse, especially when he doesn't mean to. 2010 has seen a different, even shorter-tempered Bewlay. For God's sake man, lighten up.

Jimmy McGrory: Online Flirt of the Year. Oh yes granted, our Jimmy's been posting some nice music with Immo some nights, but tempted too often to the dark side by the evil huncyclist. Can he resist flirting with the lycra clad pod of evil? Don't go there Jimmy! Turn to the light man, before it's too late!

Mita: Under-rated Poster of the Year. Post more often, Mits. You're the sort of cunt we need on here.

Plissken: Lurker of the Year. A remarkable ability to respond to specific posts tells us that a) he's given his login details to Immo or b) he's a lurker. Either way, we should be told. Time for the Camelon Comic to come in from the cold?

Peppy: Supercilious Cunt of the Year. Third win means he gets to keep this trophy. Up his arse.

Bertie Bongo: Comeback of the Year. Or another false dawn?

And finally... drum roll pleeze:

Crown Licker: Poster of the Year. Yes, yes I know. However, consider the evidence. This is a poster who appears to have flounced from his own board, having spent several weeks dressed in women's clothing just to get the right "shoe effect" for illustrate his rambling tours of obscure English backwaters, and spent the rest of the year in self-imposed "beer depression". What on earth happened? No obscure cycling tales, no music requests, barely a humorous posting about barmaids or rarely-visited towns in Spain. OK, his flutter ablated. Yes it was his flutter. It ablated. For sheer and consistent bonkerdom, we couldn't really choose anyone but this cunt for 2010. But hey Crown, for your sake, I hope you don't go for 2IAR.


MIA: Vern? Toots? Where are they now?

Happy New Year everyone. Immo and I may be back in a few days, once we've emerged from under our beds after the hell that may be Sunday....

You do what you like pally.

Me?

I've laid in a stock of mince pies and alcoholic ginger beer under there.



Hope you and yours' Noo Year is v happy.

My vote for POTY goes to Crownybhoy too.

Go on CB - stick yer head round the door.

I'm touched.

Well actually I'm not because I've traded in my ImTouched for an Ianal.

The music's rubbish on it but at least I'll have somewhere to keep my trophy.

Attaboy, Peps.

Thank you for the award, but Dipso and Baldy are the best posters on here, in fact they're the best posters on the internet full stop.