Anyone got a gun?

Took my uncle's lappy back this afternoon, but he wouldn't lend me his gun, bastard. He did give me two pheasants and two trout, I fucking love trout, me. Filthy Wayne has got me some coming tomorrow too.

Probably the worst bout of food poisoning I ever had was after eating fresh water trout.I don't have a gun though.

bewlay wrote:I don't have a gun though.

Call yourself a friend bewls?

I've got a few guns. It was me that shot Lafferty and Broadfoot last week as they went down like ninepins.

Cheating bassas, eh Bewls?

Really enjoyed the match last week, right up til Broadfoot dived. Then I remembered why I've lost interest in football and think footballers and most fans are scum.

Yeh, the atmosphere at the game was foul.
Celtic lost their cool after the equaliser, and the "penalty" killed it.
Our defence is pish, and that will cost the league more than any other single thing.

The refs are a joke, but the divers are the real scum imho.

supermo wrote:Yeh, the atmosphere at the game was foul.
Celtic lost their cool after the equaliser, and the "penalty" killed it.
Our defence is pish, and that will cost the league more than any other single thing.

The refs are a joke, but the divers are the real scum imho.

No,Stokes is scum.The divers are just cheats.Kirk is being singled out of course and Lennon is being totally hypocritical. Personally I am a win at all costs man when it comes to Celtic.I just cant match up to Crown's corinthian values.He must have got them from cycling.

supermo wrote:I've got a few guns. It was me that shot Lafferty and Broadfoot last week as they went down like ninepins.

Cheating bassas, eh Bewls?

No

bewlay wrote:

supermo wrote:I've got a few guns. It was me that shot Lafferty and Broadfoot last week as they went down like ninepins.

Cheating bassas, eh Bewls?

No

See sometimes you'd have some cred if you removed the tft goggles, Bewls.

Broadfoot dived. That was the real crime, not Willie Collum and not Neil Lennon or anyone else on the pitch. The player cheated.

supermo wrote:

bewlay wrote:

supermo wrote:I've got a few guns. It was me that shot Lafferty and Broadfoot last week as they went down like ninepins.

Cheating bassas, eh Bewls?

No

See sometimes you'd have some cred if you removed the tft goggles, Bewls.

Broadfoot dived. That was the real crime, not Willie Collum and not Neil Lennon or anyone else on the pitch. The player cheated.

Sorry Mo,I thought you stated Lafferty and Kirk cheated in last weeks game.

bewlay wrote:

supermo wrote:Yeh, the atmosphere at the game was foul.
Celtic lost their cool after the equaliser, and the "penalty" killed it.
Our defence is pish, and that will cost the league more than any other single thing.

The refs are a joke, but the divers are the real scum imho.

No,Stokes is scum.The divers are just cheats.Kirk is being singled out of course and Lennon is being totally hypocritical. Personally I am a win at all costs man when it comes to Celtic.I just cant match up to Crown's corinthian values.He must have got them from cycling.

Actually I got them being brought up a methodist, bewls. Religion is shit, but it taught me the maxim I try to live by:

Treat others as you'd wish to be treated.

So yes, cheating annoys me.

Fair enough Crown and respect to you for it.But with Celtic its take take take and never give give give and their antics this week have beeng pretty shabby.I am beyond redemption when it comes to Celtic.
edit before Immo gets on.

Cheats annoy me, as do smug cunts, supremacists, racists, fuckwits, referees, bigots, people who use "management speak", 4x4 drivers and Jeremy Kyle

There's more

JimmyMcGrory wrote:Cheats annoy me, as do smug cunts, supremacists, racists, fuckwits, referees, bigots, people who use "management speak", 4x4 drivers and Jeremy Kyle

There's more

We can never meet, James.

Three out of ten's not bad crown, as long as you're not a Liberal Democrat

bewlay wrote:

supermo wrote:

bewlay wrote:

supermo wrote:I've got a few guns. It was me that shot Lafferty and Broadfoot last week as they went down like ninepins.

Cheating bassas, eh Bewls?

No

See sometimes you'd have some cred if you removed the tft goggles, Bewls.

Broadfoot dived. That was the real crime, not Willie Collum and not Neil Lennon or anyone else on the pitch. The player cheated.

Sorry Mo,I thought you stated Lafferty and Kirk cheated in last weeks game.

Lafferty dived for the free kick that led to the first goal (scored by the buffoon that is Loovens). You're not suggesting that Broadfoot didn't dive for the penalty, surely?

Pointless exercise I fear Mo.

Even if Hugh Dallas got caught live on camera, dressed in full masonic regalia, shagging a goat and singing the sash whilst falsifying a match report... I reckon the board's own pet bigot would find some way of blaming it on some "Tim Tramp".

He's not really interested in fitba.

If he was, he'd be as angry/anxious as the rest of the Scottish fitba fraternity ( no pun intended) about the levels of corruption that might exist in the game's governing body. Rangers FC is only a convenient sticking place for his hatred of all things Timmy.

If the corruption continues and Scottish fitba dies a slow, painful death - he'll still be perfectly happy to indulge in his pathetic, triumphalist point-scoring exercises; thereby 'proving' the 'superiority' of the Peepelll...regardless of the cost.

I mean it's not even like he's got a cushy job/salary to protect - which, I suppose, might explain the reluctance of the vast majority of the professional journalists in the Scottish media to grab hold of the biggest story in years to fall into their laps...

... he just needs to believe in that tired old supremacy myth and will fight tooth and nail against anything which threatens that world-view.

I blame the parents meself.

That's the first time I've read one of your posts fully Immo, I might just do it again sometime

Naaah.

Self-medicating (Sudafed & Glens voddy) for a hellish cold/chest infection James.

Prolly a fluke.

Normal (rambling pyshe) service will doubtless be resumed and you'll be able to rest yer peepers.

(Ta for the vote of confidence anyways like )

supermo wrote:

bewlay wrote:

supermo wrote:

bewlay wrote:

supermo wrote:I've got a few guns. It was me that shot Lafferty and Broadfoot last week as they went down like ninepins.

Cheating bassas, eh Bewls?

No

See sometimes you'd have some cred if you removed the tft goggles, Bewls.

Broadfoot dived. That was the real crime, not Willie Collum and not Neil Lennon or anyone else on the pitch. The player cheated.

Sorry Mo,I thought you stated Lafferty and Kirk cheated in last weeks game.

Lafferty dived for the free kick that led to the first goal (scored by the buffoon that is Loovens). You're not suggesting that Broadfoot didn't dive for the penalty, surely?

Nah

Immo wrote:Naaah.

Self-medicating (Sudafed & Glens voddy) for a hellish cold/chest infection James.

Prolly a fluke.

Normal (rambling pyshe) service will doubtless be resumed and you'll be able to rest yer peepers.

(Ta for the vote of confidence anyways like )

I think your the sort of chap who regulary needs a vote of confidence.And if I can be the man to win it for you and get Jimmy's adulation then I think I may have found myself a long terms role on this board after all.

Gary Hooper CSC
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Utterly predictable.

From the mis-spelling on 'long-term' to the smiley at the end; put there to demonstrate that he (supposedly) doesn't care that 99% of the posters on here think he's an unutterable fud.

Great stuff Bewlay.

You truly are one of the people.

Immo wrote:Utterly predictable.

From the mis-spelling on 'long-term' to the smiley at the end; put there to demonstrate that he (supposedly) doesn't care that 99% of the posters on here think he's an unutterable fud.

Great stuff Bewlay.

You truly are one of the people.

Do you think Jimmy will read all of this?

I've really no idea.

Do you think the 99% quote in my previous post might be an underestimate?

I love it when you Proddys fall out, me.

(PS that includes Methodists)