30,000 miles

.....completed on god's own bicycle, since 2005, today. Well..........
30,012.26 miles
in
1675 hours, 36 minutes and 19 seconds
at an average of
17.99 mp/h to be precise.
Hey, I'm a nerd and keep a spreadsheet of my cycling.



God I love this bicycle, it's the best money I've ever spent, cannot describe the pleasure riding it gives, such a beautiful thing. It lives in the kitchen you know, so I can stroke and pet it before bed.

And just in case you think I make these things up, you don't get legs like these by eating pies and watching porn :



Please don't pleasure yourself over this picture mo, it's unseemly in a man your age. There are more photos for you though Abs, if you want.

fuck me, how gay are you? you getting that desperate that you're trawling the boards with yer picture for a bit of beef? David Murrays got better legs than that
come doon here, i,ll drive you down to canal street.or "anal treet" as its called when they delete the c and the s from the street signs.


chutney ferret.

niall o,dhubghaill wrote:fuck me, how gay are you? you getting that desperate that you're trawling the boards with yer picture for a bit of beef? David Murrays got better legs than that
come doon here, i,ll drive you down to canal street.or "anal treet" as its called when they delete the c and the s from the street signs.


chutney ferret.

wanker

im sorry flip-flop, i never knew you had a chubby for crown, ah i see, its the
murray thing. you're very choosy in your outrage aint ya.

get fucked ya walloper.

What's this board called Homomad?

FFS no wonder Immo chucked it in, if only we all had his foresight

niall o,dhubghaill wrote:im sorry flip-flop, i never knew you had a chubby for crown, ah i see, its the
murray thing. you're very choosy in your outrage aint ya.

get fucked ya walloper.

Dont bring me into your warped world you piece of shyte.

you walked in ya fanny, save yer moral outrage for your mates, i know you of old, it wont wash. so bite ma shite.

nae winching on the back row you. not my rules, orders from the Stoke puritan.

niall o,dhubghaill wrote:you walked in ya fanny, save yer moral outrage for your mates, i know you of old, it wont wash. so bite ma shite.

You talking to me?

this could be the most troubling thread posted on any message board at any time any fukkin where

Anywhere????????

anyhoo, where have you been you old roister doister? not saw your hide nor yer hair for a long time.

crownliquor wrote:.....completed on god's own bicycle, since 2005, today. Well..........
30,012.26 miles

That bike looks brand feckin new, I hope you're not a fantasist Crown

it was taken when it was new,you can tell by the lack of scrotal wear and tear on the saddle.

JimmyMcGrory wrote:

That bike looks brand feckin new, I hope you're not a fantasist Crown

It was brand new in that photo James. Here's a pic of it taken this morning, waiting impatiently to go for a 50 mile ride.



You can see the wear on the bottle cages, and if you behave yourself I may post a pic of the wear on the chainstays later.
You should also notice it has different wheels, chainset and for sev's special notice, it's the second saddle, but is the same model (Fizik Arione, best saddle in the world) as the first one.

Have to say I'm with Plissken on this thread.

Just back from Amsterdam tonight, Licker, seen better legs on a whacked out whore down the canal district, you pathetic old attention seeker