Dad, that male nurse.......

......has been watching the Tour and asking me questions about it. Questions like "How big does the gap have to be between riders crossing the line, before they stop getting the same time as the group?"

She's let you down big time, hasn't she? I'm defo your favourite now aren't I?

This has stunned you into silence hasn't it mo? there's no way I'd let you down like that, you can rely on me being a kafflik hating bigot for life.

She thought yesterday's stage was really exciting, it wasn't, she has much to learn about cycling. It's like educating sev about the apostrophe. It's on the fucking "@" key sev.

Mo was returning to Glasgow to strut his stuff on the twelth, maybe he was taken out by a stray Buckie bottle

crownliquor wrote:This has stunned you into silence hasn't it mo? there's no way I'd let you down like that, you can rely on me being a kafflik hating bigot for life.

She thought yesterday's stage was really exciting, it wasn't, she has much to learn about cycling. It's like educating sev about the apostrophe. It's on the fucking "@" key sev.

i know where it is ya cunt, i just cant be arsed stretching all the way up there to use it.
sheesh!

FFA Jimmy they strut their stuff in Belfast on the 12th, not Glasgow!

Anyway I got back from London on Monday but I've been chasing my tail since, and heading back south soon.

Tell Licker he's a cunt next time he drops by, will ya?