7 viewers, at 7:08am on a Tuesday morning

Get to work you idle cunts.

And not a post out of one of em.

Lurkin, freeloadin bassas.

I was on.

Immo wrote:And not a post out of one of em.

Lurkin, freeloadin bassas.

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Buncha wankers

Et tu Jamesy?

Immo wrote:Et tu Jamesy?

Were you one of them Immo, I was still in my scratcher recovering from 4 midnight finishes and trying to motivate myself for an 0900 start today

The good news is I'm off tomorrow and on my second bottle of red. Playing golf in the afternoon, I've got a regime of a fuckin athlete

Aye - Zinedine Zinfandel

Immo wrote:Aye - Zinedine Zinfandel

I'm still in bits after tripping yesterday watching a perceived altercation between a bus driver and a random car, think it was his supervisor but I hit the kerb square on and landed in a crumpled heap

Still went down with more dignity than big TM

The key in those situations is to perform a quick roll, leap to ones feet and stroll on as if nuthin happened... "Meant it... "

Plus... you gotta have gone down with more dignity than Vyle Laugherty - so at least you've got that comfort

I was that quick I don't think anyone seen me, in fact I was that fuckin sharp I'm not sure it even happened at all

JimmyMcGrory wrote:

I'm still in bits after tripping yesterday watching a perceived altercation between a bus driver and a random car, think it was his supervisor but I hit the kerb square on and landed in a crumpled heap

Still went down with more dignity than big TM

I saw your fall. Curly red hair, bushy beard, thick glasses, wearing sandals, shorts, and a string vest. Heard to say something about smashing your phone after taking ten months learning to turn it on, though it could have been something else, I don’t speak Doric. That was you wasn’t it James?

Not me crown, you're bang on with everything but the red hair

I never realised I could download stuff for free, I've got some games to play now

New firmware came out this week mate, debrand and get it installed, gives you kinetic scrolling in all menus and programmes.

There is no need for your gayphone input on this thread before you start .

You know that debranding thing is beyond me mate, much too complicated

Kinetic scrolling? What's that

It's like normal scrolling O.

But with a kinetic 'twist'.



Think of it as bein like shampoo for 'flyaway' hair...

...which (completely coincidentally) works for 'dirty' hair an'all.

onomatopoeia wrote:Kinetic scrolling? What's that

Mong.

Immo wrote:It's like normal scrolling O.

But with a kinetic 'twist'.



Think of it as bein like shampoo for 'flyaway' hair...

...which (completely coincidentally) works for 'dirty' hair an'all.

And you're an even bigger mong.



James will be along to explain kinetic scrolling in a minute.

Kinetic scrolling as I understand it is the popular term to denote the scrolling of a long
list with a bit of physics so that user feels like moving a wheel

Very good James.

15 viewing now, who are you all? You should be paying for this brilliance you know.

They were awaiting my return, Licker. You're just the straight man, the warm-up act, the bum.

Huh! Cheeky fucker.