discovered a channel on sky

that,s showing the old "when the boat comes in" been sky plussing them.
ah drama at it,s best bonny lad.

Don't think I watched a single episode Sev

Dunno why

Never missed ole JB in this tho





Terry "I'd offer you a beer but I've only got six cans".

Bob "In the chocolate box of life, the top layer's already gone… and someone's pinched the orange cream from the bottom".

true story, the bird that played bobs wife lives round near me, and my missus and i were at the swimming, after we came out i spotted her, and said so to mrs sevvy, oh, we,ve just been chatting in the shower, naked? says i, completely says she, after some subtle questioning, find out that she had a right big hairy mott. beaver wrapped in squirrel tail proportions apparently. she thinks im a retard when i stare at her in tesco,s.





p.s. that choon takes me right back to my childhood.

mind the episode when they dogged work to have a last sesh in their old local "the fat cow" standing in the street with the dartboard as the wrecking ball swung its destructive arc.

oh how i cried.

FFS Sev

Warn me if you're gony post one of those stream-of-comic-genius-consciousness posts

I nearly bust the Mo's-Whorish-Dress-Laffometer there

Did your significant other really see Thelma (pet)'s "Mott"?







Sorry

I'm off again

mott chuff clout minge whatever your pet name for it, im assured it was there in all it,s hirsute glory,like she had sat on ken dodds tickling stick.

What this thread needs is a picture of a 70s TV show star proudly displaying her luxuriant bush.

Can we think of a picture like that, Sev?

It turns out this little guy's name is Thelma...

niall o,dhubghaill wrote:true story, the bird that played bobs wife lives round near me, and my missus and i were at the swimming, after we came out i spotted her, and said so to mrs sevvy, oh, we,ve just been chatting in the shower, naked? says i, completely says she, after some subtle questioning, find out that she had a right big hairy mott. beaver wrapped in squirrel tail proportions apparently. she thinks im a retard when i stare at her in tesco,s.





p.s. that choon takes me right back to my childhood.

What the genius said, funny as fuck sev.