That boy Lafferty brings new meaning to the idea that footba

"I've got a nice, big house. I've got two nice cars, including a Bentley, and I'm test-driving a Porsche.
"Tori and I have nice clothes and we eat in nice restaurants most nights.
"Only I know how much I'm earning at Rangers and I've got good people looking after me."

Nice to see a player chipping in to contain costs at his cash-strapped club.

Footballers are cunts really. I don't know why we support any of these buffoons. The Rangers ones especially, of course.

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/editors-choice/2010/01/10/exclusive-rangers-star-kyle-lafferty-opens-his-heart-on-debt-claims-and-old-firm-horror-tackle-86908-21955889/

In some ways I wish he'd been the one shagging Iris but obviously at 22 he's too old.

Also, if she said "Take me, big boy" he'd probably have mis-read it, slid in from 20 yards and broken her leg.

What has the dirty lanky cunt done to justify this standard of living? We reward mediocrity

Though Charlie Nick is a bit of a fud, he was ten times the player that cheating, streak of pish will ever be

I feel better now getting that off my chest

Honest you couldn't make the Lafferty guy up James. Did you see the picture he posed for, holding the guitar in his manky flat? Where the hell was he brought up, a fukkin pig-sty? Probably his mammy cleaned up after him, he looks like one of those spoilt mother's boys who never got a skelp.

Reminds me of van Hooijdonk when he moaned that the homeless couldn't live on his six figure wages.

(Bewlay will be round soon with his monthly tft, that's why I mentioned big Pierre, another spoilt poof btw.)

Mo.I see us as a double act.But I dont like the new material mate.Lets get back to the old days.Remember I am the tat.

bewlay wrote:Mo.I see us as a double act.But I dont like the new material mate.Lets get back to the old days.Remember I am the tat.

Y'know, Bewls, that was quite funny. Unlike your recent material, wtf is your flying monthly one-liner tack all about ffs?

And please note Immo will have to get pished, stay up till 4am then come online to condemn me out of the side of his ranting mouth, y'know, just for laughing out of turn, and Mr Green doesn't really like speaking ill of people y'know. And OK he probably would be online at 4am anyways.....

Anyway Bewls, I can understand you not liking the material. If Lafferty played for Celtic I'd be embarrassed too.

"Remember I am the tat.

missed the "w" out of tat there bewls, just after the first t.

supermo wrote:

Footballers are cunts really. I don't know why we support any of these buffoons.

Football fans get the footballers they deserve mate. Most fans are thick as pig shit and should be shot, they're the main reason I don't go to many matches, don't wish to associate with the fuck-wits. I mean what sort of cunt gains their personal esteem from the club they follow, apart from mita.
Couldn't believe it last season when I heard a monkey chant at a match (wasn't Rangers before you start), fuck's that all about?

Footballers should be given a beating if they get too cocky, I'll volunteer to sort em out, be even easier than slapping you ya short arse baldy twat.

Lafferty is a prick by the way.

What is a tat bewls?

I think the mad-eyed, hairy-palmed one was attempting to infer that if he was the 'tat' then Sperms must be the 'tit'.

I nearly smiled.

I would have laughed...

...if he'd suffered some kind of humiliating minor household accident directly after posting it.

(A painful bump to the forehead on the corner of a kitchen cabinet door that had been carelessly left hanging open would do )

Incidentally...


For a Grauniad reader, you take an incredibly dim view of your traveling companions in the vale of tears we know simply as 'life'

Some of the most intelligent, funny, compassionate and well-read people I've ever met follow the fitba.

None of em (apart from yerself and Monshewer Plissken) are Huns right enough

Y'know...

I think I might have a solution at my fingertips

ComeToTheLight CSC

YouKnowItMakesSense Emerald #1

Tom Hicks Jr., now here's a man with a refreshing attitude towards football fans...

"The Dallas-based businessman also told the supporter, in an email copied to fellow Liverpool directors Ian Ayre and Philip Nash, to "Blow me fuck face. Go to hell. I'm sick of you"."

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2010/jan/10/tom-hick-jr-email-liverpool-fan

I think we should invite Mr Hicks to join Stennymad as honorary president.

what about this guy.................

"get tae fuck ya bunch of dirty orange hun bastards, ram it!"



Paul Le Guen.

Immo wrote:


For a Grauniad reader, you take an incredibly dim view of your traveling companions in the vale of tears we know simply as 'life'

What newspaper should a misanthropist read then immo?

People still read newspapers? They're full of yesterdays news, idle gossip and cunts opinions that you would probably avoid like fuck in the pub should you have the misfortune of them standing next to you

As any fule kno...misanthropes read The Mail, The Express or The Torygraph.

(Jimmy obviously had a bad experience once with The Daily Sport and decided to give it a bye )

JimmyMcGrory wrote:People still read newspapers? They're full of yesterdays news, idle gossip and cunts opinions that you would probably avoid like fuck in the pub should you have the misfortune of them standing next to you

Yes Jimmy. Thank God for, er, Internet messageboards, er, where you can read cunts' opinions, er.....doh forget it.

supermo wrote:

JimmyMcGrory wrote:People still read newspapers? They're full of yesterdays news, idle gossip and cunts opinions that you would probably avoid like fuck in the pub should you have the misfortune of them standing next to you

Yes Jimmy. Thank God for, er, Internet messageboards, er, where you can read cunts' opinions, er.....doh forget it.

I think I'd quickly finish my drink and leave should any of the Stenny regulars stand next to me in my local Mo

I'd be scared Gladstone might club me, crown might have his homosexual mate with him, you don't drink and Immo would spend the night ranting about the jukeboxes shortcomings

PS If I've time to read a quality newspaper, the Scotsman is the one of choice

I wouldn't rely on the Scotsman for much longer, James. There are hardly any journalists left there, and more going out of the door soon. An increasing amount of its material just comes straight from the wire services.

PS When Crown talks about his "homosexual mate" you do realise it's his imaginary friend, don't you? A bit like Immo and Peppy.

Right, so he just sets the camera on timer and pretends his "mate" takes the pics

JimmyMcGrory wrote:Right, so he just sets the camera on timer and pretends his "mate" takes the pics

Either that or he gets one of his "punters" to do it, J.

Y'know, as a thank you for swallowing their gak.

supermo wrote:

JimmyMcGrory wrote:Right, so he just sets the camera on timer and pretends his "mate" takes the pics

Either that or he gets one of his "punters" to do it, J.

Y'know, as a thank you for swallowing their gak.

Aw FFS Mo that's just gone too far, I nearly vomited by coffee and toast all over the keyboard

Otherwise known as a "Gok Wan" ?

It's flattering you think I'm young and good looking enough to be a rent boy.



I do look good with my top off though. Is there a tongue in cheek smiley?

crownliquor wrote:It's flattering you think I'm young and good looking enough to be a rent boy.

Nope I'm just guess there are enough desperate old pooves out there for even you to make a living.

supermo wrote:

crownliquor wrote:It's flattering you think I'm young and good looking enough to be a rent boy.

Nope I'm just guess there are enough desperate old pooves out there for even you to make a living.

Private Eye reader eh?