Crown's tip of the day

Don't punch bus windows with a broken collar bone, it fucking hurts.

Some cunt nearly knocked me off with their bus today. It stopped at the traffic lights, so I raced up the outside, punched the driver's window and threatened him. Unfortunately you can't get into buses from the driver's side, or there would have been murder on the dance bus floor.


Been for an x-ray today, break is healing nicely. Doctor tried to say he wasn't going to x-ray, till I said I wanted my clavicle and humerus done, repeated it wasn't necessary, but when pinned up against the wall he soon changed his mind.

Asked him to e-mail me the X-rays, said he couldn't, but would print one out. Well, he would print one out if i gave him step by step instructions. Fucking mong, you're not a doctor are you sev?

You can't really see the break, but it's between the 2 arrows (I think), wasn't a bad one though.

What's the Sony implant?

I know, I know. but one of us had to fukkin ask

i wonder if i could write you up for my portfolio licker? it's an interesting case alright

Walkman, can't you read ya baldy cunt?




No ono.

Boooo....... I thought it was a pacemaker actually

Crown, you sent me this, as a PM, but I think it was for Ono...is this another x-ray of some part of your body?






What are you doing riding a bike when you're so recently injured anyway. I fell off mine in 1965, and still haven't had a ride since.

Shocking Glad. And your PS skills are shite too.

Did I ever send you that (dirty) Leeds badge as a PS file? Was so embarrassed for you due to some pic you posted, I masked the badge on a transparent background, will e-mail it now.

Jesus Glad, just looked at your pic. His right hip has crumbled away, where did you get this X-ray, it's not the old fella mo is it?

it might actually be a child

What, mo?

the x-ray tsk

I just assumed it was Crown's vagina.

Only just seen this you bastard.