Sleep

Never a friend to the sober punter. Think I'll keep you company tonight immo.


















That Zoppi's looking mighty enticing though.

1. I have abslootly no idea what Zoppi is

2. Is it some kind of drug?

3. If so... the answer is yes...

4. ...send me some you mingey, drug hoarding undercover Tim

5. Have you tried Red Bull and Terminal Disappointment?

6. It's my top tip for the Xmas number one.

7. Unless Simon Cowell gets attacked with a rusty claw hammer by the enraged and hirsute (female ) parent of a talentless offspring and Danny Mirror decides to release a tribute single called
"It's What We Would've Wanted( open brackets) I Remember Simon Cowell"

8. NowthenNowthenNowthen... Let me see... I make that forty billion points... Graham Archive... fixit badges, jewlreh jewlreh...

Immo wrote:

5. Have you tried Red Bull and Terminal Disappointment?

Zopiclone is a quite good sleeping pill mate:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zopiclone

Insist on 7.5mg though, 3.5mg is crap.

Zoppi won, the arms of morpheus await.

You haven't grasped this at all have you

I'm 47 years old

No-one listens to anything I say

I've been (figuratively) patted on the head in a patronising fashion for the last three (33) years or so

The relentless onset of the years coupled with a capacity for alcohol that would make Judy Finnegan blanch,

(or should that be Blanche? )

has left me with a facial skin-tone that resembles the scrotal sac of a masturbating safari-park baboon

I wont even detain ya with details of the shocking condition of my actual scrotal sack.

Ergo...

To wit and viz...

As any fule kno...

What medical science (and me - obviously) recommends.... is a tram-line and a hand-job...

...Then...

...the sleeping pill.


Then... the bowl of Rice Krispies and 12 hours sleep

Man, coke kept me up forever, Zoppis wouldn't knock me out after that.

Drink is evil mate, join your uncle crown on the wagon(ish).

has a lovely scrotum.

ERNIE - He (Eric) knows the woman after whom you inquire... Mistress Honour is her name.

FRANK FINLAY (as Casanova) - Describe her to me. Describe her beauties.

ERIC (in an implausibly frilly shirt) - I've never seen them sir. It would be pure conjecture on my part. Although they do say once you've seen one, you've seen em all

Coke keeps you up for 20 minutes at a time.

You hafta time yer top-ups right or you'd top yourself during one of the hellish come-down periods between snarfs.

Remember kids just say no to Coke


















































Speed is far more economical and will keep you up and rattling well past the weekend and into the early part of the working week for a fraction of the cost