Liza Minelli

has a neck of solid brass

The woman couldn't carry a tune if she was in posession of a good set of tongs and a sturdy brown paper bag.

Even Toots couldn't stand it

We snuck out after half-an-hour :o

Wotta result!

How much did that sting you immo, I had to pay £175+ for Mrs M to go and see old scabby hands herself. Not her mother you understand, I was talking about Madonna

I've seen her monkey, everybody's seen her monkey.













Madonna's that is, not Mrs M's.

Twas a freebie James

One of my students had a poorly sister with tickets and he wanted to get rid

No fukkin way he's passin the Communication unit now

Hence my willingness to walk out

If I hadda fronted up for the briefs, the ole presbyterian reflex woulda kicked in and I'd have continued stabbing forks into my upper thighs and suffered it.

Seriously tho - she stank the fukkin place out - dreadful stuff

PS

We were in the gods and consequently too far away to see her monkey

It may have been wreathed in tinsle - if indeed it did make an appearance - but that's as far as I'm prepared to go.

Right I'm confused, has this board been over run with Johnny Vegas fans or is this a Kate Bush's Bush type thing?

I assumed Crownybhoy was referring to her "Edinburgh Fringe" given his penchant for the juvenile euphemism James ;)