Ms Absolut
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Ms Absolut
I’m looking for a bad tempered old trout to abuse on here
while the mardy one’s away, how are you fixed?
You must know who Truman Capote is or the deal’s off.
while the mardy one’s away, how are you fixed?
You must know who Truman Capote is or the deal’s off.
crownliquor- Number of posts : 3750
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Re: Ms Absolut
Mardy has left me with full authority to act on her behalf during her absence. So bring it on, fuckface
supermo- Number of posts : 3941
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Re: Ms Absolut
PS Truman Capote was a brand of custard in Canada between the wars.
Everyone knows that ffs.
Everyone knows that ffs.
supermo- Number of posts : 3941
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Re: Ms Absolut
You mean it's not a type of small chicken?
I feel so foolish
I feel so foolish
Immo- Number of posts : 5228
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Re: Ms Absolut
Immo wrote:You mean it's not a type of small chicken?
I feel so foolish
It may have that meaning on another planet, like Falkirk.
supermo- Number of posts : 3941
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Re: Ms Absolut
You cunt! Tea just dribbled out my nose reading that I was laughing so much.
crownliquor- Number of posts : 3750
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Re: Ms Absolut
Hmmm, was it real man's tea though? Not one of those gay-as-fuck Tick Tock la-di-da organic shite-through-a-strainer teas?
(As, er, Mardy might say...)
(As, er, Mardy might say...)
supermo- Number of posts : 3941
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Re: Ms Absolut
Luck be a basturt toninight
easyleonard- Number of posts : 175
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Re: Ms Absolut
Stick with me baby
I'm the fella you came in with
I'm the fella you came in with
Immo- Number of posts : 5228
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Re: Ms Absolut
I am sat down you size-ist bastard.
Immo- Number of posts : 5228
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Re: Ms Absolut
in a puddle of pish as usual?
SnakePlissken- Number of posts : 740
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Re: Ms Absolut
Bee-yan shoower mon ami.
BTW...
I'm gonna go back to usin my own pish after tonight.
Your stuff has got a funny smell.
BTW...
I'm gonna go back to usin my own pish after tonight.
Your stuff has got a funny smell.
Immo- Number of posts : 5228
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Re: Ms Absolut
whos upset Mo by the way........what have you said?
SnakePlissken- Number of posts : 740
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Re: Ms Absolut
Thank you caller...
It's an interesting question - so much so that I'm going to put Archie's fascinating query about how to deal with his wilting aspidistra to one side for the moment.
The answer to your question is in two parts
Part 1
Absolutely no idea.
You probably.
(But that's my default answer to the "Who's upset (insert name)" question anyhow so no surprises there )
Part 2
I KNOW NUUUH- ZEEEEENG!!
It's an interesting question - so much so that I'm going to put Archie's fascinating query about how to deal with his wilting aspidistra to one side for the moment.
The answer to your question is in two parts
Part 1
Absolutely no idea.
You probably.
(But that's my default answer to the "Who's upset (insert name)" question anyhow so no surprises there )
Part 2
I KNOW NUUUH- ZEEEEENG!!
Immo- Number of posts : 5228
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Re: Ms Absolut
hes expressing classic jilted lover syndrome
SnakePlissken- Number of posts : 740
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Re: Ms Absolut
Well, you're certainly as taciturn as the mardy one Absolut, that's a promising start. Now, have you got a flatmate?
crownliquor- Number of posts : 3750
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Re: Ms Absolut
whos crown talking to?.......obviously i know its not me
SnakePlissken- Number of posts : 740
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