Jarvis Cocker tonight - excellent gig

Probably best gig I've been to so far this year. Here's a couple of pics for Crown, since the skinflint won't pay for LIVE music.

Jarvis does his impression of Immogreen and all the other self-styled martyrs on here:



Another live shot:



And finally, Jarvis has designed a T shirt 'specially for you, Crownie:

Oooooh I want one of them

I'll be the first self-styled martyr on my block to own one I'll betcha

Sorry mate, they didn't have XXXXL

Oh how very droll

I knew you'd like it. Drama queen!

Oh you have no idea...

Did you buy me a T-shirt then dad?

Good stuff, thanks for posting. Now if you hurry up and get the new gay phone you can video whole concerts for me.

You look awfully close to the stage.

Good that you enjoyed it, did you pick up any camp tips, to iron out your horrendous machismo?

His session on Radders and Maconie will be available to the music clubbers soon.

I got to rub up close to a bird who kept banging her arse into my groin while dancing. Will take every little sensual consolation at my age, plus she must have been at least 25 years younger than me and smelt nice

Oooh, a woman in nice perfume is incredibly sexy.

He looks a bit like Florence in that first pic mo

Dammit Ono, I hoped you were going to confess to being the bird that smelled nice

I was 1000 miles away, sorry to disappoint you.

Must have been your flatmate then

You forgot the grrrrrrrrrrr after "your flatmate" mo. Putting that is a surefire way to get in her good books.




























If she had any good books, bad tempered old

My lease is due to expire, what will you two torment me with after that?

Torment? Hey Ono, I love me!