Falkirk Herald letter

Have a read of this leading letter from today's 'Falkirk Herald'.



I'm away out into the garden now.

Given the topsy-turvy nature of this year's SPL, I've made a concious effort to steer clear of the bravura bet.

However....

I am prepared to lay a pound to a pinch of shit that John Eoin D. penned that letter in green ink.

I'm also prepared to consider a double...


J.E.D. has gotta be Glad...

Surely...

It's got his subtly subversive stamp all over it

Glad....

...the Joe Orton of the Stennymad board

theres another Orton in town my sad bloodhound wrinkled faced friend....the one and only Randy Orton king of the fukkin ring.....old smell in nose csc

Is he any kin to Norton Orton the prince of mince?

Old savoury onion smell in nose?

king of the fukkkin ring? you have gays in your town?

immo, I used to write to the Falkirk Herald, mostly as a 'made up person', then write back the next week arguing with myself.
And my pal made a scheme with me where he would write to a paper putting forward my views (which he normally disagreed with) while I would counter using his ideas.

That's what I did for fun..........................

And fukkin sevvy, it's ok to be gay (isn't it?). I like lots of gay people to be in town.

That is the coolest thing man

Very Joe Orton/Peter Cook-esque

These ennuindoes are just typical of the British.

What's so funny about uphill gardening?

I was telling my chums at my local about how I used to enjoy bowling to the Gas Works end when I played cricket and they all burst out laughing.

I said "OOH you are awful"

"But I like you"

Mind you Ipswich is a big village.

pepe wrote:Mind you Ipswich is a big village.

And clearly not missing an idiot.....eh, Peps?

hard earned victory for Randy Orton in the Royal Rumble but unfortunately he was seen off by a Whoooohin!!! Ric Flair in Judgement Night.

OK - I now know who Randy Orton is.

Every day's a schoolday on here man - Cheers Snakey

Now...

Can embdy enlighten me as to what the fukk "ennuindoes" are?