Mon the Gers

Don't do it O

As a woman you'd be far too sensitive and delicate for his rough and brutish ways

Immo wrote:

As a woman you'd be far too sensitive and delicate for his rough and brutish ways

Aye, us Guardian reading cyclists are pure scum.

Saddle-sniffing Hun scum if you don't mind

Aye right, 'cause there's a massive window of opportunity to sniff other cyclist's saddles when you're cycling.

You coach potatoes know fuck all.

You are a dedicated athlete with an Olympian spirit and calves which are just a wee bit too big for the rest of yer physiognomy

I wouldn't dream of impugning your sense of fair play, dedication and Corinthianism by suggesting that you indulge in this degenerate practice during competition

It's when the rest of the team are off on a break - snarfing down the class-A's and those energy bars that look like they should be shoved through the bars of a budgie's cage...


...THAT's when you get up to your dirty tricks

You filthy beast

Class As are the best thing in the world, well, coke is. I fucking love cocaine, that tingle on your front tooth is to die for, but I digress. Doping in cycling is all about squirting a bag full of blood into your system before a stage, read the doping thread, it's fascinating.


Just to be clear, coke or speed will do you no good against EPO (which no-one does theses days) or blood doping. Pharmstrong is blood doping (allegedly) don't be fooled.

Love the tingle

Always

What about the blocked nostril? Can't remember, but one nostril gives a better hit than the other. A gramm up one nostril was enough for me, not fucking surprised, £50 on top of the beer was an expensive night out.

Obviously this is theoretical, I've never taken drugs.

Me neither

It's the left one for me BTW

Used to hide my coke in the remote control at home, why? Who the fuck was going to knock on my door and ask to look in the remote control? Especially when I had an ounce hidden at work.

crownliquor wrote:Says the brothel haunting sex pest.

Has your "friend" got any recommendations for brothels in Gijon? Just for research purposes you understand.

he's not been to Gijon but him and his Visa would pay a visit if you recommended it enough