James

Just offered to swap some ST invites for a What invite for you. Next will answer your e-mail with links, then I'll drive up so I can carry you around on my fucking back.

You're a gem crown, no matter what Mo says about you

Appreciated as always

Got an invite for What, only the one though so I'm alright jack, and now a member

Mo was fuckin right about you all along

Sorry to rub it in mate, but check your PMs.

Now check your e-mail, have sent you a very limited offer.

Cheers crown, it looks good

James, have a look and see if donating gives you invites, if so, you can donate on my account and I'll invite you. I've not got time to look into it a the moment.

To get in free you have to be known and respected (like me ) on the cult BT sites really. Think they operate a non hoopy policy though.
And by cult, I don't mean A/S.

Oh yes, what about your side of the bargain, when can I expect access to the hoopy weirdos board?

crownliquor wrote:James, have a look and see if donating gives you invites, if so, you can donate on my account and I'll invite you. I've not got time to look into it a the moment.

To get in free you have to be known and respected (like me ) on the cult BT sites really. Think they operate a non hoopy policy though.
And by cult, I don't mean A/S.

Aye it's amazing what doors open to some 1970's classic porn

I had a look about invites, you could enter the Stylesheet Contest where two invites are up for grabs to the top ten finishers

crownliquor wrote:Oh yes, what about your side of the bargain, when can I expect access to the hoopy weirdos board?

Now you know that can never happen mate, you'd run riot

JimmyMcGrory wrote:

crownliquor wrote:Oh yes, what about your side of the bargain, when can I expect access to the hoopy weirdos board?

Now you know that can never happen mate, you'd run riot

If he was on CM we'd hardly notice the difference, James. It's fuckin mental. Will never forgive Strollin and Shaggy for persuading me to pay the tenner.

Not got the imagination to run riot, but would change people's posts to "Rangers FTP". I'm easily pleased.

JimmyMcGrory wrote:

Aye it's amazing what doors open to some 1970's classic porn

Grrrr 70s porn, proper (hairy) man's fannies.

Just watched a film with Élodie Bouchez, she had a proper man's fanny and a gamine haircut. Grrrrrrrr

See if you were my friend mo, you'd get all this information in the film reviews.

I watched this the other night and thought it was a decent film.That Idi Amin is totally mental.

Thank you Professor Hobsbawm.

How we ever kept the board up-to-date with African politics past and present is an ongoing mystery to this poster.

Fashion point

A gamine haircut is all well and good but it needs the bone structure, tiny facial features and the porcelain complexion to properly carry it off (c.f. Twiggy, Audrey, Binoche)

Imagine the drop-to-yer-knees, slightly square-jawed yet angular Northern European beauty of Ingrid Bergman for example...

Mentally apply the gamine haircut....


Et voila!!!

Duncan Norvell!!!

Crown: What is a "proper man's fanny" btw? Do you have one?

Bewlay: Did you know Idi Amin is actually dead?

Actually the movie was better than I expected. That weedy Scots guy got to shag a nice African chick too, lucky bassa.

I watched it cos Toots was goin nuts over my withdrawal from the whole fillum thing.

(And also cos I loved James McEvoy (sp?) in Shameless)

It was awrite

But at the end you thought...

Fukk's sake... two averagely-acted hours to tell me something I already know about a famous African despot of the late 60s/early 70s???

I'd rather get stoned and listen to music.

Mind - that is the factory setting for my model.

supermo wrote:Crown: What is a "proper man's fanny"

Hairy.

It's just a way of inferring your opinion is somehow right, and A.N. Other's makes them less of a man.

Tea is a real man's drink, coffee is for.............
Road bikes are for real men, mountain bikes are for...........
A proper man's fanny is the way forward, all this shaving is for p.aedos.
That's a real man's (safari) coat.

You get the drift?

supermo wrote: btw? Do you have one?

Twat.

Done James. You only have 3 days to activate.

Hope Mrs M knows about this?

Hmm, your online profile becomes a little clearer once more, Crown. I'm guessing you're a coffee drinking mountain biker, that you shave your own fanny and call it your "twat". Suppose that's a Guardian thing...

Quaint

She knows that things happen mate

supermo wrote:Hmm, your online profile becomes a little clearer once more, Crown. I'm guessing you're a coffee drinking mountain biker, that you shave your own fanny and call it your "twat". Suppose that's a Guardian thing...

Quaint

I see what you did there. Was it hard to resist calling me a p.aedo though?



And no mention of the safari jacket.

crownliquor wrote:

supermo wrote:Hmm, your online profile becomes a little clearer once more, Crown. I'm guessing you're a coffee drinking mountain biker, that you shave your own fanny and call it your "twat". Suppose that's a Guardian thing...

Quaint

I see what you did there. Was it hard to resist calling me a p.aedo though?



And no mention of the safari jacket.

There may be a sequel.....