That cunt Chiles

Have you shot him for me mo? Cunt's not doing MOTD2 tonight thank fuck.

Have I mentioned my mild dislike for him before?

Sadly not, Crown baby. He's probably off on some licence-fee payer funded freebie to Australia or somewhere expensive.

Met an old colleague of his in London before Christmas, and the guy still marvels at the talentless one's amazing journey to fame.

A man for whom the smiley might have been created.

I like him, but he is a fellow cunt after all!

Talking of talentless, how the fuck does Lineker keep the Saturday MOTD gig.

You're a good egg compared to that cunt mita.


Can handle him being talentless mo, but he knows fuck all about football, yet continually talks over the pundits. He only asks questions as an in to give his fuck-witted opinions.

crownliquor wrote:You're a good egg compared to that cunt mita.


Can handle him being talentless mo, but he knows fuck all about football, yet continually talks over the pundits. He only asks questions as an in to give his fuck-witted opinions.

That's all it takes to be a TV "personality" these days.

Watch / listen how often interviewers these days ask a question that's already been answered by the poor interviewee. A sure sign that the cunts haven't been listening as they're too busy trying to think up their next smart one-liner.

Evan Davies on the Today programme is one example, the lobeless martian sodomite cunt. Every fukker on 5Live too.

Never trust anyone called Adrian, I lent one of them my copy of The Cult's Love album in 1985 and never saw it again



Come to think of it the cunt probably did me a favour

You may be on to something James. A cunt called Adrian did me a bit of a bad turn only last Friday.

Well it was actually another cunt who works for him called George.

Ah fukk it, Adrian & George it is

anyone ever been to adrian's wall?

supermo wrote:

Evan Davies on the Today programme is one example, the lobeless martian sodomite cunt. Every fukker on 5Live too.

There's no place for your homophobia on Stennymad mo, please desist ya closet bum boy. He is a cunt though.

Paxo is the guv'nor, love the way he treats people with contempt.

King Ken is on holiday for 3 days and that stupid bitch Zoe Ball is standing in. I hate her as much as Chiles.

OK, I withdraw the remark. I'll never be rude to a martian again.

Zoe Ball cannot possibly be as bad as Chiles by the way.

And sometimes you can surprise yourself. Emily Maitlis is a bit of an over-dressed rich girl, but then you can find yourself warming to her when she flashes her tits.

Or maybe that's just me

You're my hero mo, but have no idea who the fuck Emily Maitlis is.

Just a dame, Crown, just a dame.

Ok mo.



Jeremy Vine, he's a fucking idiot too.