My gravy

...has been subject to a barrage of contumely and an unseemly degree of withering scorn on the SF board.

It will come as no surprise to the regglers on here that this completely unprovoked...

(and undeserved - fukker had half my bottle of single-estate Jamaican rum and I only managed to squeeze a single, solitary hauf out of his, frankly inferior, Havana Club )

...attack had Plissken's grubby, rum-stained fingerprints all over it.

I had a big harangue ready but then I thought no....


...bisto leave it.

...and now I've just been called "gay" and a "trendy fud" !!!

This really is intolerable

I'm gony need a Perrier, some essential oils and a motivational cassette tape shortly.

"My gravy" Jesus, thought the post was going to say "...someone's stirring it." The mind boggles.

You know no-one gets to "stir my gravy" 'cept Toots.



I don't care how many beggin PM's you send me.

Immo wrote:You know no-one gets to "stir my gravy" 'cept Toots.

And that's just made it worse. I'm scared and want my mum.

Well... You know what they say

Mum's gravy is always the best



































Ah've took that too far - huv'nt ah

Yes, I do the mum jokes round here.

crownliquor wrote:Yes, I do the mum jokes round here.

Not exclusively, I made one here

https://stennymad.forumakers.com/cycling-f1/we-all-knew-saturday-s-game-would-be-ugly-t422.htm

Hardly a joke James - an observation if anything.

Mind - I find Plissken's stuff hilarious - so wat do i know

Interesting thread though.

I see Glad's stalking me again...

...and his eyesight's deteriorating

Mum jokes are incest jokes James, made to wind the fuck up out of your mate. Example:

Mate1: Alright mate, good weekend?

Mate2: Aye, not bad thanks.

Mate1: What did you do, spend it taking your mum up the wrong-un?

You should probably duck at this point.

Its funny I tried to Google some and thought they may be slightly offensive. Nothing as bad as that fucking one though

Use to deal with a supplier, and used a variation of this joke on him many times, result was always the same, phone slammed down on me.

And I'm the nutjob??

You two are no right in the (heid)ypuss

Mum jokes sort the men from the boys immo.

crownliquor wrote:Mum jokes sort the men from the boys immo.

Or the men from the mummy's boys









Did you see what I did there

You're ever so pleased with that one aren't you James?

Small victories mate, that and a bottle and a half of red

I don't get any of this

Am I pishter than usual or a few PM's short?

The one sentence replies are confusing you Immo?

He's your bitch James.

Nope...

...still nowt

Are you telling me you understand any of the posts on here mate, I need to be snottered to make sense of any of them