Morrisons' vodka is like mo

.......not very manly.

When I drank, my vodka was strictly Stoli. And occasionally some Polish hooch.

You're running outta material Licker.

..and it makes you like 'Kate Nash'!

Here, thanks for the choonns, but a bit modern for me!

supermo wrote:When I drank, my vodka was strictly Stoli. And occasionally some Polish hooch.

You're running outta material Licker.

I'll drink piss if it's alcoholic mate.

An Absolut man given the choice.

Gladstone wrote:

and it makes you like 'Kate Nash'!

Nash is as annoying as the atrocious Lily Allen with her mockney accent, but the tunes are ok.

Am upping the last of 5 albums at the moment, and you cunts will hate them all, but hey.

Interestingly... Toots and I are branching out a bit on the vodka front tonight.

Our usual tipple (whatever proprietary brand is cheapest) has been replaced with Skyy "designer" vodka.

(A late b-day prezzy for Toots from my sis)

I'm currently mixing a cocktail somewheres between a Cosmopolitan and a Sea Breeze

(Vodka, triple sec, cranberry juice, grapefruit juice, squeeza lime)

Want one?

Course you do!

Immo wrote:Interestingly... Toots and I are branching out a bit on the vodka front tonight.

Our usual tipple (whatever proprietary brand is cheapest) has been replaced with Skyy "designer" vodka.

(A late b-day prezzy for Toots from my sis)

I'm currently mixing a cocktail somewheres between a Cosmopolitan and a Sea Breeze

(Vodka, triple sec, cranberry juice, grapefruit juice, squeeza lime)

Want one?

Course you do!

If it's a PED then yes please.

What on earth are you on about you odd little man?

Ped?

In the bad old days I'd finish this, but cycling while pissed causes you to fall off and break your collar bone, and that fucking hurts.

Immo wrote:What on earth are you on about you odd little man?

Ped?

Little, fucking little? You short arse cunt, you'd not even reach my shoulders.

Performance Enhancing Drugs.

Let me make sure I understand this correctly ...





You have access to unlimited supplies of industrial-strength amphetamine sulphate derivatives?














Is this the position?























You towering, bronzed Adonis of a man you

Immo wrote:

You have access to unlimited supplies of industrial-strength coc.aine?

It's not my scene anymore, but, er, maybe.

Bolivian marching powder is gash

Over-priced and cut to fuck usually.

(Plus - from a purely personal POV - you gotta kid on that you like some really boring, dodgy cunts in order to indulge )

Let alone the fact that you gotta keep "topping up" every 20 minutes or so.

Speed is quintessentially British

Dab enuffa that stuff on yer tongue you won't reach ground (or eat) till Tuesday.

Seriously...

My PO box number is 1888

Immo wrote:Bolivian marching powder is gash

Over-priced and cut to fuck usually.

(Plus - from a purely personal POV - you gotta kid on that you like some really boring, dodgy cunts in order to indulge )

Let alone the fact that you gotta keep "topping up" every 20 minutes or so.

Speed is quintessentially British

Dab enuffa that stuff on yer tongue you won't reach ground (or eat) till Tuesday.

Seriously...

My PO box number is 1888

Aye, a nose powder every 20 minutes is the way to go. Speed is for poor people, plus, who the fuck needs a come down like that? Anything you've saved by rubbing that shit on your gums is negated the next day by feeling ok(ish) apart from the need to snort more coke the instant you wake up as long as you're not driving.

Oh stop

I'm gettin all nostalgic




























Seriously

That wasn't my real PO Box number

PM me - I'll give ya the proper one

on the subject of shite drink, i had a very unusual experience on saturday nigh, jelly babies that had been soaked in cointreu(sp) and vodka, suprisingly nice.

What a horrible looking PC, Licker.

And all jammed up against a radiator?

No wonder your posts are going to hell in the proverbial handbasket. Try some feng shui, man!

supermo wrote:What a horrible looking PC, Licker.

Think youself lucky it's not a picture of my face.


Cycle ride smarted a bit this morning, bore it with fortitude though.

Think there's a drop of vodka left just to take the edge off the pain.

please don't say the v word

onomatopoeia wrote:please don't say the v word

Vagina?

A drink I used to enjoy was dark rum and doctor pepper .Particulary nice overooking the beach at Rodney Bay in St Lucia