cant beat a big glass of rum and a good book....tonight im reading mine camp

duncan norvilles autobiography

Does he still hang about with Keith Harris?

norville got keith started in the business.....he had a hand in orville i believe

Hate puns, but mince camp is quite funny snake. Not as funny as my false blokey mate mo.

Mo is the funniest poster on here. I have to say this or the cunt will sulk more than normal.

your approval means everything to me crown

With me it's carpets

I haven't been able to beat them since they stopped manufacturing those shamrock-on-a-pole shaped doo-dads that were much in evidence throughout Maw Broon's tenure as matriarch of the Broons household.

Can any of our regular readers recommend an outlet where I might still be able to buy one?

Also...


...if you've any idea how to treat sperm and low-fat spread stains on faux-suedette...


... PM me

;)

theres a wee shop doon near me that sells everything in wicker, its called cane enable, im sure the still have them.

Yer raffia nut you