Blimey!

Thought the place would crawlin with droolin, low-browed hordes "gittin it rite up iz" ;)

Right result I reckon.

We need a left back

3 out of the 4 came down that channel

Cracker from Mendes who looked impressive throughout

Played it perfectly - job done

I'm sure once they've finished their traditional post-match celebs - drinking Buckie, peeing in phone booths and kicking Catholics they'll be on to enjoy the compliment

Mr Arse has been on to change the banner :o

We were a shambles today Immo, too many players off form and another window passes without us buying a half decent left back

Thought we pretty much owned the first half James

(Apart from the goal obv)

Second half was a fukkin mare

Brown (whom I thought excellent in the first half) seemed to get isolated in the second half and we lost all our fire and dig.

The Holy Goalies howler was Rab D-esque an'all

Ho hum

Early days yet

Wasn't decided till the final game last season...

...how did that go again?

I shall hafta console myself with the three-courser I am currently prepping up for me and Toots.

Starter

Seared scallops served with a warm fennel and lettuce puree

Main

Roast chicken a la Francais with tarragon, garlic and roasted shallots

Creamed mashed potato

Steamed kale and locally sourced sweetcorn (Cheers Baff! )

Desserts/Cheeses

Choccy fondant steamed pudding and cream

Gen-yooo-wine Eye-talian mountain gorgonzola with grapes and grappa

I may post photos later...

...if I'm able

MON THE HOOPS!

Who cares

JimmyMcGrory wrote:Mr Arse has been on to change the banner :o

And Mr Arse is very pleased with it.


Can't help with the albums Jimmy, but only cause I fear your mate may be a bead rattler.

Like your opinion matters one iota of a fuck you worthless, rancid molecule of rat spunk


Oooops!

Wrong post

Arf!

Enjoy the result C - the novelty alone must be thrilling for ya


Currently searching JM

Moby should be a stick on

Dunno about the other...

...stay tooned.

Proud of you for showing up immo, sperms bag under the bed before you?

crownliquor wrote:

JimmyMcGrory wrote:Mr Arse has been on to change the banner :o

And Mr Arse is very pleased with it.


Can't help with the albums Jimmy, but only cause I fear your mate may be a bead rattler.

He's not actually Crown, he's a bona fide hun. Fuck him though, he can buy the fuckin albums for her


Thanks Immo

Nae borra Jay

Starter was a charm



(NB! Bitta raw tarragon slipped into the puree just to boost it a bit -just for all you cookery-tips fans )

Main was a fukkin triumph and no less - natch





Unfortunately, the choccy fondant thingy was so good it got wolfed B4 a photo was possible.

Immo, was it as bad as the BBC reports suggest?

I'm on holiday in Yoo Ess Ay at the mo and my only source of info during the game was the updated text page on the Beeb site. Sounds like we weren't at the races in the second half although Strachan's comments after the game seem to suggest that he just thinks we were unlucky!

BBC painted a dark picture?

Quelle surprise...

...and if I might venture...

Le plus ca change....

I reckon that...

1. Their goals came at good times for em

2. We bossed it 1st half and drifted off 2nd

3. Mendez is a decent punt in the transfer market

4. Kirk Broadfoot is the freakiest lookin bucket of afterbirth ever to don the royal blue

5. Even allowing for Gregor Stevens :face:

Summary?

Meh

We need a left back tho

What a load of paranoid shit. The BBC said you were shit because you were shit, now dry your eyes.

Mr USA immigration officer, mita is a terrorist and often carries semtex, please imprison the cunt, or at the very least jab him with a cattle prod , we don't want him back in the UK.








We being bewls and I mostly.

mita wrote:Immo, was it as bad as the BBC reports suggest?

I'm on holiday in Yoo Ess Ay at the mo and my only source of info during the game was the updated text page on the Beeb site. Sounds like we weren't at the races in the second half although Strachan's comments after the game seem to suggest that he just thinks we were unlucky!

We probably edged a dull first half, Mita. Little did we know what would happen next.

Second half was a nightmare. With the possible exception of Naka not one player turned out (although I'd also exempt Robson who came on too late). Out muscled, out fought and completely gutless performance. The tactics didn't help either. You can't play three guys that don't tackle (Naka, Maloney, McGeady) against Rangers ffs. Two goals gifted and two more scored while the defence stood and watched.

God help us if we play like that against a good team.

Immo, is that food just for two folk?

And Jimmy, 'One Night Only' my pal has I'm sure (it might be difficult to understand that I have a pal), so, given a few days, I might listen to it and 'give an opinion'!

How come Robson didn't get a start for the micky finns?

Gladstone

Gladstone wrote:Immo, is that food just for two folk?

Have you seen the fat bastard's avatar, G?

I think I recognise his hoose from when I was a cat burglar
(I set 'em up.....)

Jimmy, check pm's!

You woulda got slim pickings then

I've never owned a cat - don't like em

Strictly dogs

Arf!

In response to your earlier query...


Two folk - yes, but over two days...

Last night's repast was the bits of the chicken breast we didn't eat heated through in the remainder of the gravy and served beside pan-fried potato, corn and cabbage cakes.

And HP sauce

Of course

I'll completely ignore the churlish remark from Der Grouchmeister

You notice we've never seen a piccy of Mo and hence have abslootly no idea what he looks like?

Well...

I happened to be looking for a replacement link to a Youtube clip that had been pulled...

And there it was...

The face I always picture whenever I think of Mo :o

Prolly nuthin like him mind...

...but it's how I see him y'understand?

x

Gladstone wrote:I think I recognise his hoose from when I was a cat burglar
(I set 'em up.....)

Jimmy, check pm's!

Cheers Glad when I sober up tomorrow i'll grab that

crownliquor wrote:

FACT

The above is a true approximation of the big-laff that echoed around Immo Towers when I saw that pic.

I haven't got enough room for the laffies that accompanied my second, inadvertent viewing of same.






He's gonna be mad as hell when he checks in tho...

crownliquor wrote:

Haw Crown! You promised that pic you begged me to send was for your private collection!

Cunto!!!!

De salud Don Grouchio!

You know I was only kiddin - right?











































I actually picture you way more grotesque than the geezer in the vidja

www.instantrimshot.com

supermo wrote:

crownliquor wrote:

Haw Crown! You promised that pic you begged me to send was for your private collection!

Cunto!!!!