My brother

Went to Rome last week and didn't scrawl "Rangers FTP" anywhere. I've disowned the cunt.

Illiterate, is he? Even more than you are?

supermo wrote:Illiterate, is he?

Borderline special needs.

crownliquor wrote:

supermo wrote:Illiterate, is he?

Borderline special needs.

A Hun without the bus fair?

That doesn't make any sense James.

I think he meant "bus fare", Licker.

Exchanging quips with you often drives perfectly literate posters into spelling hell. I blame the schools.

I've used this defence before but hey ho ...... I'm drunk

And ging-herr.

Thank you for the tunes, always a gent and always reliable. Are you reading immo?

My unreliability is part of my (supposed) charm - or so I'm informed - you worthless dribble of dog sperm

I already told ya - it's ongoing

Lotta stuff to sort out but there is light at the end of the tunnel.

I may even consider a £700m updgrade to my i-pod putting it way ahead of anything knuckle-dragging invertebrates like yerself can cope with.

I will also be including some world-class 1st choice tracks and some highly promising fillers which will only enhance the financial stability of my collection when it comes time to sell them on.

There.

That oughta keep the terminally gullible happy.

Now - where did I put that bifter and that stroke mag....

PS

If you woulda bin more subtle about it, you - like Jimmy the Gent - would also be in posession of a wee preview/taster track from the upcoming grab-bag

Sounds like bluster and prevarication to me, Crown. He's just outta bed and he's done FUCK ALL!

Aye, he's a cunt right enough mo.

You can believe what you want.

The full story will be exclusively revealed tomorrow through my chosen press channel "Pygmy Hippo Breeder's Monthly" (free stun-gun & turkey baster with this month's edition).

If it's in the press then you'll have to believe it. ;)

Sorry, I'll be out tomorrow. It's the start of the Pygmy Hippo shootin' season in them these parts...

I will be staying in your area on Friday night Mo.A visit to the Mitchell Library on Sat awaits for a bit of family research.

bewlay wrote:I will be staying in your area on Friday night Mo.A visit to the Mitchell Library on Sat awaits for a bit of family research.

You staying for the football, Bewls? I'm working over in Ireland Thurs & Friday but hopefully back in time for Saturday.

Hopefully will be able to find a civil place in the city centre to watch the Gers game at 12.30.Is there one?

Surely the very fact that any place might show a Rangers game in order to attract patrons would make it immediately uncivilised, Bewls? ;)

I will just have to ask my mate Sean Connery for a decent bear pub then

bewlay wrote:Hopefully will be able to find a civil place in the city centre to watch the Gers game at 12.30.Is there one?

Try Bairds. You'll be made most welcome there.

They just love gullible hun fuckwits!

Not sure if the Mitchell Libary is near Bairds .Don't have much time to spare as I have a lot of research to do.Thanks anyway for the suggestions mate.

All the best Mits to you and yours

Mita, one thing I've always wondered. Do you have a Bewlay Alert, like Google news alerts or something?

I've noticed you go through weeks of stenny slumber, only to strike when an appropriate "gullible hun fuckwit" moment arises

Or do you just get tipped off by yer mate Herr Licker ? ;)