Goooooooooooooooooooooold

For Nicole Cooke. Absolutely fantastic. The look of sheer joy on her face was lovely, almost brought a tear to my eye. Which is what I'll be bringing to spermo's eyes if I ever see him.

Cycling, a proper man's sport.

At least its unlikely she's used performance enhancing drugs

Now then James, that pesky step in front of the fridge unbalanced me and I fell on a bottle of vodka saved for Ms Cooke's victory. Don't disrespect god's own sport and force me to give you a cyber beating.

On a good point, you may get some drunken tunes later.

Must admit, much as we all despise the triumphalist huncyclist nonsense on here, I was thrilled for the girl when she crossed the line - and she looked drug free!

Handled herself very well in all the media stuff later too. Good on her, and for smashing the krauts too

She comes accross as genuine, and it was lovely to see her happiness, but the interviews were cringe worthy mo.

Must say she was caught off guard when asked if she was going to sleep with her medal under the pillow.Highly original question