Bollox...

 

Now I shall just have to endure the hell of the (pre-organised) Last-CL-group-match Party with the gang at Big Ginge's gaff...

...without any meaning to the game itself.  

I mean, we'll prolly end up just sittin eating and drinking with half an eye on the action  

Then the drink will take a wee hold and we'll probably raise a glass to Bobby Lennox... and get aw lyrical an that.  

And then we'll discuss signin policies/poor board decisions/this/next season over the sausage rolls and Guinness HP sauce... 

And then the choons...  

... it's a journey.  

All journeys are quality and destination specific. Other 'journeys' may be available. The company takes no responsibility for anything. Ever. Check local stockists for details. Or stick yer fingers in yer ears,shout LA-LA-LA-LA really loud and read The Record. I'm easy either way.

Shocking profiglacy in front of goal, and dont get me startedon that defending, i actually had pains in my chest watching that

Was out with the big Ginger fella tonight as it goes...

...got a bit lyrical in advance.  

Not easy in Fawkurt.

It doesn't really lend itself to lyricism.  

Unless the lyric under consideration has the opening line:

"If ayyyyy werrhuh black-behhhrd"

"If I had the wings of a sparrow..."  

Never mind mon ami, at least in the future you'll have the Kelpies to take your mind off of it.

Thank God for public art.  

How the divvil are ya anyhow you ole steady presence?  

I,m fantastic as it happens, despite celtics fc attempts to stop my heart, yersel?

Stickin out as it goes Sev  

Got a nice wee nibble on the scribblin' offa somebody good.  

I might be a published playwright soon...  

... but then again, I reckoned this would be James Forrest's stellar season... so what the fuck do I know?  

Like forrest, if it all goes nipple skywards, you can always whip yer todger out in a busy Falkirk pub.








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Immo wrote:

Can't remember a program filled with such equal measures of hilarity and despair Immo. I've never watched the whole series since the 80's just class snippets like this

That clip could be an allegory for this board.

Dysfunctional. Delightful. Defeated. Demoralised.

In other words, sometimes great, sometimes Immo   .

If I had the wings of a sparrow....

... I'd still be able to administer a shoe-ing good enough for the likes of you.  

 

Oh and BTW...

An allegory is summat that brings you out in a rash. Cuh!  

You want the separate 'Ailments & Conditions' thread in the "S*cr*t F*r*m".