Bewls and I

...will be on here fighting the good fight again this season against you hoopy weirdos, no surrender. Unless of course that cunt McGregor's in goal.

What choice have we got, there's no space under immo's bed to hide when we have a bad result.

I have no fight left in me Crown.Hendesford Town vs Rangers U19's awaits tomorrow.Match report will be posted.Tonight is the worst result in Rangers history since Chesterfield.

Where's Hendesford Town ?

Is it in Europe?

Between Cannock and Wolverhampton.Nothern Premier League.

It would have been better for you to edit your original post.

bewlay wrote:It would have been better for you to edit your original post.

Ach it's all a question of style

what would he know mo? hes not even in europe.

Not so Sevvy.As a true patriot I will be following Scotland to Iceland in the near future.

And in fact, as the Europhile in me feels bound to point out, Wolverhampton is also in Europe.

Good luck in Iceland Bewls. I'd go if it wasn't for all those tadgers in Jimmy wigs and kilts bringing our nation into disrepute.

And don't forget the wee wummin with the Pylsur hotdog stand in downtown Reykjavik - magic hot dogs!

remember i'm far away, what did i miss???

onomatopoeia wrote:remember i'm far away, what did i miss???

The defence missed the ball and Kenny Miller missed as usual, Ono.

Suffice to say the Champions' will be Scotland's only representatives in the CL group stages this year. As is only right and proper really - it is the "Champions" League after all. Not to worry though - Motherwell and Queen of the South are still in the Uefa Cup, at least until a game is actually played.

bewlay wrote:I have no fight left in me Crown.

Pull yourself together man. We've got to keep on top of these weirdos, or they'll think they've got equality.

Dunno why Crown - but after that pep-talk you just gave, this film popped into my head.

Undeterred and undismayed... Capt Digby "Crown" Dawlish and Corporal Kit "Bewlay" Barrington set out on a Euro jaunt to attend Rangers' Ladies XI's crunch tie against FK Bustenhalter of Malmo.

A splendid day out is only slightly marred by a slight contretemps with the Geisenhausen Loyal.

"I think it's clear whose side the lord's on Barrington"

"England sir?"

"Netchrilly"

bewlay wrote:Not so Sevvy.As a true patriot I will be following Scotland to Iceland in the near future.

i stand corrected bewlerino,but i think you know what i meant.

Immo wrote:Dunno why Crown - but after that pep-talk you just gave, this film popped into my head.

Undeterred and undismayed... Capt Digby "Crown" Dawlish and Corporal Kit "Bewlay" Barrington set out on a Euro jaunt to attend Rangers' Ladies XI's crunch tie against FK Bustenhalter of Malmo.

A splendid day out is only slightly marred by a slight contretemps with the Geisenhausen Loyal.

"I think it's clear whose side the lord's on Barrington"

"England sir?"

"Netchrilly"

Fuck me, the bed wetter's full of bravado after last night's result. You're a fair weather fan on here immo, and you know it.



Re your clip: Will take that as a complimemnt immo, bewls much realise he's Dud to my Pete though. No way I'm playing the short one, short people are weird, aren't they mo.

Ahhh don't go off in a huff now

Have a laff at some bead-rattlers.

You'll feel better - promise.

Or alternatively have a laff at the utterly pointless distraction football becomes when considering the possibility of our complete and very sudden annihilation as a species, courtesy of a handful of power-mad loons in a country you've never visited.

Always works for me

crownliquor wrote:

bewlay wrote:I have no fight left in me Crown.

Pull yourself together man. We've got to keep on top of these weirdos, or they'll think they've got equality.

The truth comes out, as always.

Immo wrote:Ahhh don't go off in a huff now

Never get in a huff mate. Except with car drivers that cut me up and nearly knock me off. Fucking cunts, I'll kill em.

You're absolutely right man

Why go off in a huff

Or even a minute and a huff

Pointless!

(I usually go off in a taxi as it goes - usually after everybody else :o )

Just like this post.

Good tracks tho - eh?