The Falkirk Genius

The “good” thing about asking immo to do something for you is he completely ignores what you’ve asked him and does his own thing, which is invariably better than your idea anyway. That’s why he’s a genius I suppose. Many thanks for the ending, A.

Many thanks also to Glad and mo for media, you’re utter gents.

Mo deserves singling out (because he’s a cunt), as although I abuse him terribly (because he’s a cunt) he has been incredibly generous (and a cunt) any time I’ve asked him for help, and always comes through, thank you, sweetheart.



If you are trying to work out who is the best looking female contributor from their voice, it’s the first one, she has long dark hair, but unfortunately no northern accent.

Costume for forthcoming video. Actually, it’s my shopping attire.





I’m naked under there, mo.

First picture is the spit of a late 1969 Ringo Starr, someone fart in the second pic?

Fuck me, that is one motherfuckin big nose, no wonder you wear a pair of curtains over yer heid. 

Green ones as well Sev, he's turning. Where's the UJ beach towel gone?

This is a thread about how inventive and wonderful immo is, not how my huge nose keeps getting trapped in the oven door and has a court order on it preventing me leaving the house without a veil for fear of scaring children and the old. The veil is a bugger for cycling in.

test wrote:This is a thread about how inventive and wonderful immo is, not how my huge nose keeps getting trapped in the oven door and has a court order on it preventing me leaving the house without a veil for fear of scaring children and the old. The veil is a bugger for cycling in.

Yep, he's inventive right enough. He's invented words which I've never heard before, just after 'foolishly believed'. Now I'll never know what's not the answer....  

Great character acting, though!  

Gladstone wrote:
Yep, he's inventive right enough. He's invented words which I've never heard before, just after 'foolishly believed'. Now I'll never know what's not the answer....  

Insert smileys x2





“Foolishly believed a Badedas bath was the answer”

http://www.beautyencounter.com/buy/badedas-original-rich-bath-gelee-with-extract-of-horse-chestnut/787211000257/123194

In an 80s, working class household, Badedas was considered the height of sophisticated bathing. You being the blue blooded Laird of Larbert, wouldn’t have encountered such humble aspirations. Bet you’ve got gout too.

Immo and I are keeping the working class flame burning.

Never heard of that particular fluid.