Cleaning god's own...

....bicycle.

41,000 miles this gorgeous piece of engineering has carried me:



That's almost as many pies as sev eats a week.

Expensive bike, Crown. Do the social pay for that?

Cheeky monkey, I'm independently poor.

My father gave me a cheque to buy a car, but I'm not interested in cars so bought the bicycle and invested the rest in cocaine.

Waiting for my surrogate father (you) to update the bicycle, it's nearly worn out you know.

What's a new one cost, 6 or 7 grand?

On yer bike, parasite

Goodness no, only 4-5K. You owe me that (and lunch) for all my ideas you're stealing anyway.

My bikes needing a service crown, seen as I've no plutter issues could you oblige?

No.

that sounds definite:cry: 

Love the decking, do it yourself Crown?