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Right, Iím Moving To Norwich

Post by test on Thu Jun 27, 2013 7:21 am

Some girl in a car shouted a compliment and waved at me as I walked into town from SCVA this morning. It must have been the red shoes:



The ladies love the red shoes. Theyíre not so keen on my disinterest in sex, work and living though. Oh well, one canít be perfect.

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Re: Right, Iím Moving To Norwich

Post by test on Thu Jun 27, 2013 8:01 am

Oh god, Iíve just remembered a story about my disinterest:

This Loughborough Uni student took me home one night. Anyway, she wanted sex, where as Iíd had 10 or so pints and wanted sleep. In frustration she grabbed and shook my penis shouting ďfuck me S******** you bastardĒ (Jesus, I told her my real name, I never do that). I slurred ďIn the morningĒ as a reply.
Come the morning I made her drive me to work.....sans sex. Well, she wasnít ging-herr, Philipa or the rotund one.

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Re: Right, Iím Moving To Norwich

Post by APOSTROPHE THIS YA CUNT! on Fri Jun 28, 2013 2:44 am

Red shoes are so underated.

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Re: Right, Iím Moving To Norwich

Post by JimmyMcGrory on Sat Jun 29, 2013 8:51 am

Red dessie boots and tatty jeans, fuck I'm feeling all cosmopolitan

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Re: Right, Iím Moving To Norwich

Post by pepe on Wed Jul 17, 2013 9:31 am

Ooh you went to the SCVA. Did you get any Nectar Points?
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Re: Right, Iím Moving To Norwich

Post by JimmyMcGrory on Wed Jul 17, 2013 10:01 am

Thoughts and prayers crown, just noticed the cat died

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Re: Right, Iím Moving To Norwich

Post by test on Wed Jul 17, 2013 9:15 pm

Have no idea what the last two posts mean. Assume pepe's was in tractorise and James' in Doric.

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Re: Right, Iím Moving To Norwich

Post by Immo on Sat Jul 20, 2013 6:12 am

Top chukka-bootage... Champion

Top (sexy) anecdotage...lol!

Jolly good show all round. Smile

I reckon Jimmy is referring to the 'half-mast' nature of yer strides in relation to yer footwear Test. Smile

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Pepe - Never mind all that 'nectar points' guff... did ye notice that I finally worked out where your avatar comes from? Twisted Evil

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Re: Right, Iím Moving To Norwich

Post by JimmyMcGrory on Sat Jul 20, 2013 11:03 am

Don't tell him Immo, I like to appear pissed and mysterious

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Re: Right, Iím Moving To Norwich

Post by Immo on Sat Jul 20, 2013 11:06 am

I can usually only manage one of those at a time Jimmy. Laughing

Mostly the former it hasta be said. clown

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Re: Right, Iím Moving To Norwich

Post by test on Sun Jul 21, 2013 12:09 am

Immo wrote:

I reckon Jimmy is referring to the 'half-mast' nature of yer strides in relation to yer footwear Test. Smile


Trousers ride up the legs when one sits, hence why mo favours his whorish dress:






Just a quick disinterest story from earlier this week:

Woman enquired about me doing some PC work for her and asked what I charged. When told, she wondered if there was a discount for sex. No, was my reply. She was rotund, but unfortunately not THE rotund one.

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Re: Right, Iím Moving To Norwich

Post by Immo on Wed Jul 24, 2013 9:29 am

LaughingLaughingLaughing

Just when I thought I was out...


LaughingLaughingLaughing

... Heart-shaped Mo deely-boppers. LaughingLaughing

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Re: Right, Iím Moving To Norwich

Post by JimmyMcGrory on Thu Jul 25, 2013 7:10 am

Just in time for the Alan Partridge premier, are you famous crown?

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Re: Right, Iím Moving To Norwich

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Re: Right, Iím Moving To Norwich

Post by Immo on Fri Jul 26, 2013 10:30 am

Read the spoof-autobiography just before the break and yucked it up throughout.

The playlist thing is genius. Very Happy

(Although I was a bit freaked by the inclusion of Mamunia by Macca pale† )

#36tungsten-tippedscrews...nevergonnausethem Smile

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Re: Right, Iím Moving To Norwich

Post by test on Sun Jul 28, 2013 7:57 am

JimmyMcGrory wrote:

Deference is a tool to oppress the simple minded. Never address anyone by a title. And yes, Lizzie Windsor can go fuck herself.

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Re: Right, Iím Moving To Norwich

Post by JimmyMcGrory on Sun Jul 28, 2013 9:28 am

are you flouncing?Very Happy

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Re: Right, Iím Moving To Norwich

Post by test on Mon Jul 29, 2013 1:44 am

Goodness no, flouncing is a Falkirk trait.

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