Wahey we're the monkeys.

It doesn't get much better than this:

'Course Bela Lugosi' dead:

Metal Guru, is it true?

F you baby:

Just because you're better than me:

Billy Bragg is god.Well, he used to be, now he's a bit of a cunt.

Have you actually looked at what you posted? its all bollox.

It's a statement, Sev. Crown's an artist.

supermo wrote: Crown's an artist.

Unfortunately I'm just a pissed up cunt mo.



Drink is evil.

that's what I meant, cuntybaws - piss artist !

If the drink results in a crackingly eclectic wee mix of tunes like this... ...more power to yer (supping) elbow I say!

Some top stuff...


...and The Bauhaus - who were and are a buncha Bowie-wannbe panto dames.

Did I ever tell ya about the time me and a fellow record-shop employee went along to a Pete Murphy solo album launch at Henry Afrika's in G'gow?

(I assume the Maxell money had run out ;) )

Usual deal... free bar - the new album playing in the background

Later on, Pete comes out all cool like to shake hands and hob-nob with the "little people"

(By which time me and Gerry are very indeed on free wine and beer)

PETE (very cool) - Alright lads?

GERRY - Aye - fukkin magic Pete. Tell ye whit tho - you should get thum tae take this pish off the sound system and put yer new album on instead.

Cue collapse of Immo in a quaking heap of hysterical laughter and a blizzard of vol-auvent crumbs; shortly followed by ejection of both myself and colleague from soiree.

Happy days

Always preferred this mob TBH ;)

Immo wrote:

Did I ever tell ya about the time me and a fellow record-shop employee went along to a Pete Murphy solo album launch at Henry Afrika's in G'gow?

(I assume the Maxell money had run out ;) )

Usual deal... free bar - the new album playing in the background

Later on, Pete comes out all cool like to shake hands and hob-nob with the "little people"

(By which time me and Gerry are very indeed on free wine and beer)

PETE (very cool) - Alright lads?

GERRY - Aye - fukkin magic Pete. Tell ye whit tho - you should get thum tae take this pish off the sound system and put yer new album on instead.

Cue collapse of Immo in a quaking heap of hysterical laughter and a blizzard of vol-auvent crumbs; shortly followed by ejection of both myself and colleague from soiree.

Happy days

Good stuff immo. Your posts are always worth reading, even when you've consumed your own body weight (and that's some mass ) in Babycham. One exception is when you post about bewls, you start ranting like the "blue cyclist" then.

Yeh Immo - leave Bewls alone ya big fat bully

Less of the fat.

Thank you.

We know those arms are folded firmly over a spare tyre made of blubber.

Don't deny it. Homophile.