evening!

i'm currently on an extended stay (ish) in the southern hemisphere. there's not a lot of news here. there are lots of stupid foreign keyboards though. have i missed anything?

onomatopoeia wrote:i'm currently on an extended stay (ish) in the southern hemisphere. there's not a lot of nezs here. have i missed anything?

Hiya ono!

Licker and spermo have been challenging each other to a boxing match. If it happens, I suggest that the rest of us settle dowm to watch with a big box of popcorn! My money's on spermo because licker, like all cyclists, is a woos!

BTW, what's a 'nez'?

awesome, i dunno who'd win, i'm just enjoying the atmosphere.

a nezw is what you get when you type news on a stupid french keyboard.

forgot about my smilie!!!!

Nice edit!

what a loser i am

onomatopoeia wrote:what a loser i am

Ordinarily I'd put a metaphorical arm around you and give you a pep talk in these circumstances, but the last time you and I had a cyber conversation, I was accused of stalking by vern!

So, I'll leave it your uncle spermo to provide some words of wisdom when he finally appears. Enjoy the southern hemisphere winter!

mita wrote:

onomatopoeia wrote:i'm currently on an extended stay (ish) in the southern hemisphere. there's not a lot of nezs here. have i missed anything?

Hiya ono!

Licker and spermo have been challenging each other to a boxing match. If it happens, I suggest that the rest of us settle dowm to watch with a big box of popcorn! My money's on spermo because licker, like all cyclists, is a woos!

BTW, what's a 'nez'?

Ridiculous misrepresentation. There's only one ring Crown wants near when he thinks of me, and that's one ring he'll never get his huncyclist slavers even close too.

Hi Ono! Where are you? I'm guessing French-speaking West Africa somewhere? Some kinda medical exchange? Or did you stowaway aboard a trawler at the Aberdeen docks?

my moneys on French Polynesia.

I'll go for Dutch Pennsylvanian

That way there's no conflict of interest

Whaddya fancy in the 3.30 at Ripon tomorrow?

Have you thumped any vermin yet mardy bum?

i'm on an island in the south pacific. the internet is relayed by satellite apparently! it's winter but the day average is about 25C, just about right for my pale scottish skin. haven't met any ozzies yet, just some kiwis. went whale watching the other day it was amazing!!!

What are you doing there, Ono? Auditioning for Castaway?

Or by "an island in the south pacific" are you seeking to pull the wool over Herr Licker's monobrow and it's actually "Australia"?