I normally come on here when I'm pissed out me head

I'm sober tonight though.

If I've offended anyone apart from Spermie this year I do apologise. It wasn't me talking. It was the cheap as shit Baron St John wine £3 a bottle from Aldi

You sound pissed to me.

There's sound on here now?

That Crown is a tekanoligical whizz kid!

You've never offended me Peppy.

Sorry Spermie you can't post on this thread unless you've got a self portrait for your avatar..

That penguin's not you is it?

You've never offended me, Peps. But you can be a boring cunt at times.

Zzzzzz......

This board makes absolutely no sense unless you're three sheets to the wind

JimmyMcGrory wrote:This board makes absolutely no sense unless you're three sheets to the wind

Speak for yourself

"Pissed out me head" is such a subjective term dontcha think?

I mean... surely everybody's 'head' (as a measure of pissedness) is gony be different?

I'm havin a bitta trouble working out a calibrated scale for "normal" an'all as it goes.

Yer dead right about his capacity to bore the pure fuck ooty ye tho Mo.

Havin said that... his avatar pic makes him look like a cross between John Cale and a Modigglyanni portrait... so he might be an 'awright' cunt.

supermo wrote:

JimmyMcGrory wrote:This board makes absolutely no sense unless you're three sheets to the wind

Speak for yourself

Its funny, when I was typing the original post I was thinking of you Mo

Watch it, ginger

supermo wrote:Watch it, ginger

I'm not ginger, I'm strawberry blonde

Well Spermie, you used to reckon I was a complete cunt. So I must have improved. In your eyes at least

Everybody's a complete cunt on here Peppy (except Ono). So don't think you're anything special.