The quiz is back...

Woodside Inn, every other Thursday at 8pm.

Free ale for the quizmaster and a pain the arse for all on here when I arrive home and start posting pish till the wee hours.

There's no mic either - just me standing up and shouting at a room fulla reprobates.

I'd be as well at ma work.

If I had a 'start-up/voiceover tune... this would be it.

That wasn't a question.




nae usin yer phone mind.

Is the answer immo's the quizmaster?

Anyway, how come nobody attempted the question I put the other day: what do Falkirk FC and Grimsby Town FC have in common?

A kelpie's a big horse that is imagined to run around in our lochs and rivers.

kevin drinkell?

Devon Crinkle?

Blanche the free-screamer?



Anyhoo....

Sample from tonight's ( ) debacle...



Q. How many times do the Fabs sing the word 'yeah' in a full chorus of 'She Loovs Yer' ?

A. Victor Spinetti.





Better question....

Q. What address was Car67 reluctant to pick up from in the late 70s?

A. ???????????????

83 royal gardens?



and glad, is the answer to your question fishy smells?

kelpie.

SEVVVAAAYYY!!!

How the divvill are ye? ...





Ya Googlin basturt!!

not at all m8, i knew, it also happened to be the queens maws fav record, plus i,m fuckin great.

Never doubted ya for a nano-second you old steady presence.

There was a right 'ding-dong-do' in the Woody over it.

Toots thought it was Walnut Grove - but then remembered that was from summat else....

Then Tam McAllister got the line " ... control have pity on me; I don't wanna do the pick up at number (sumthin) three."

Toots reckoned twenty-three....

Tam reckoned forty-three...

After a bit of back and forth it was decided to settle the matter in the traditional Gypsy way...

...bare-chested fisticuffs in the car-park of a provincial pub.

I've no idea how it ended up.

I'm pretty sure Toots was ahead on points when I got bored and wandered down the road to the ole drinks cabinet...

...about an hour ago.

better the highland way, bare breasted, each with an 8 pound baby under an arm.

sis has 8 pound of hair under each arm.....no room for babies

i dont remember a drinks cabinet in your house.....you didnt double back to Slamannan and lug out my old dads

you have more than one dad?


fathers day must be a right cunt if yer a tight bastard.

i never knew my dad.....i lived with him for 20 odd years...but i never knew him

i know enough though that i can say without absolute certainty...thank fukk he never was aware of the neil lennon

You knew Suzie though.

Not as well as I did obviously...

Immo, what was the answer?

I might stoat up to the Woodie one Thursday to see you ... 'perform'!

But you're making it ultra easy for stalkers like me!

What time would the quiz usually be complete? I have to get home by a certain time, you see, supermo knows!

Would be great to see you Gee.

All is safely gathered in by about half-eleven usually.

PS

The answer is...

42

Surprised. Thought you woulda known that.