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The quiz is back...

Post by Immo on Fri Feb 11, 2011 5:36 am

cheers Smile Neutral Rolling Eyes Evil or Very Mad

Woodside Inn, every other Thursday at 8pm. Neutral

Free ale for the quizmaster and a pain the arse for all on here when I arrive home and start posting pish till the wee hours. drunken Very Happy

There's no mic either - just me standing up and shouting at a room fulla reprobates. Evil or Very Mad

I'd be as well at ma work. No

If I had a 'start-up/voiceover tune... this would be it. Very Happy


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Re: The quiz is back...

Post by niall o,dhubghaill on Fri Feb 11, 2011 7:26 am

That wasn't a question. Shocked




nae usin yer phone mind. Very Happy

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Post by Gladstone on Fri Feb 11, 2011 10:01 am

Is the answer immo's the quizmaster?

Anyway, how come nobody attempted the question I put the other day: what do Falkirk FC and Grimsby Town FC have in common?

A kelpie's a big horse that is imagined to run around in our lochs and rivers. No
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Post by SnakePlissken on Fri Feb 11, 2011 10:34 am

kevin drinkell?
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Re: The quiz is back...

Post by Immo on Fri Feb 11, 2011 11:32 am

Devon Crinkle?

Blanche the free-screamer?

scratch

Anyhoo....

Sample from tonight's ( drunken clown ) debacle...

Ponder2

Q. How many times do the Fabs sing the word 'yeah' in a full chorus of 'She Loovs Yer' ?

A. Victor Spinetti. drunken Very Happy





Better question....

Q. What address was Car67 reluctant to pick up from in the late 70s?

A. ???????????????

Very Happy

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Post by niall o,dhubghaill on Fri Feb 11, 2011 11:52 am

83 royal gardens?



and glad, is the answer to your question fishy smells?

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Post by niall o,dhubghaill on Fri Feb 11, 2011 11:55 am







kelpie.

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Post by Immo on Fri Feb 11, 2011 12:04 pm

SEVVVAAAYYY!!! Very Happy cheers

How the divvill are ye? Very Happy Very Happy ...





Ya Googlin basturt!! Evil or Very Mad Twisted Evil

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Post by niall o,dhubghaill on Fri Feb 11, 2011 12:08 pm

not at all m8, i knew, it also happened to be the queens maws fav record, plus i,m fuckin great. Very Happy

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Post by Immo on Fri Feb 11, 2011 12:24 pm

Bow Bow Sid James

Never doubted ya for a nano-second you old steady presence. Very Happy

There was a right 'ding-dong-do' in the Woody over it. Shocked

Toots thought it was Walnut Grove - but then remembered that was from summat else.... scratch

Then Tam McAllister got the line " ... control have pity on me; I don't wanna do the pick up at number (sumthin) three." Exclamation

Toots reckoned twenty-three.... Sherlock

Tam reckoned forty-three... Sherlock

After a bit of back and forth it was decided to settle the matter in the traditional Gypsy way...

...bare-chested fisticuffs in the car-park of a provincial pub. Laughing

I've no idea how it ended up.

I'm pretty sure Toots was ahead on points when I got bored and wandered down the road to the ole drinks cabinet... Laughing

...about an hour ago. Embarassed

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Post by niall o,dhubghaill on Fri Feb 11, 2011 9:38 pm

better the highland way, bare breasted, each with an 8 pound baby under an arm.

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Post by SnakePlissken on Sat Feb 12, 2011 2:22 am

sis has 8 pound of hair under each arm.....no room for babies
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Post by SnakePlissken on Sat Feb 12, 2011 2:27 am

i dont remember a drinks cabinet in your house.....you didnt double back to Slamannan and lug out my old dads Rolling Eyes
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Post by niall o,dhubghaill on Sat Feb 12, 2011 5:43 am

you have more than one dad? Shocked


fathers day must be a right cunt if yer a tight bastard.

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Post by SnakePlissken on Sat Feb 12, 2011 7:26 am

i never knew my dad.....i lived with him for 20 odd years...but i never knew him
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Post by niall o,dhubghaill on Sat Feb 12, 2011 7:50 am

Sad

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Post by SnakePlissken on Sat Feb 12, 2011 8:00 am

i know enough though that i can say without absolute certainty...thank fukk he never was aware of the neil lennon
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Post by Immo on Sat Feb 12, 2011 9:17 am

You knew Suzie though.

Not as well as I did obviously... Very Happy

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Post by Gladstone on Sat Feb 12, 2011 9:38 am

Immo, what was the answer? Very Happy

I might stoat up to the Woodie one Thursday to see you ... 'perform'!

But you're making it ultra easy for stalkers like me! clown

What time would the quiz usually be complete? I have to get home by a certain time, you see, supermo knows!
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Re: The quiz is back...

Post by Immo on Sat Feb 12, 2011 10:21 am

Laughing

Would be great to see you Gee.

All is safely gathered in by about half-eleven usually. Very Happy

PS

The answer is...

42

Surprised. Thought you woulda known that. Smile

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