Ouch

sitting here with a sock wrapped round my baseball bat sized black penis, (ok, rounders bat), who would have thought that couldnt be cool.

Swell

Keep taking the codeine, don't touch the stitches without an antiseptic wipe, and milk the situation for all it's worth at home, Sev.

It'll feel OK by Sunday......ish.

supermo wrote: milk the situation for all it's worth at home, Sev.

Thats the reason its all black and swollen in the first place

Here's a song to cheer you up Sev!

i havnt taken one pill yet mo, :-) the surgeon decided for some reason not to take the whole lot off, he only took half of it apparently, said i never needed the full monty. jimmy, i, walking like john wayne, he,s a mans man.

So true mate

sevvy is middle leggy. (at least till the swelling goes down)

Today sev will be mostly standing up

JimmyMcGrory wrote:Today sev will be mostly standing up

YEAH, BUT IN A BAD WAY.

niall o,dhubghaill wrote:sitting here with a sock wrapped round my baseball bat sized black penis, (ok, rounders bat), who would have thought that couldnt be cool.

Sev, I read that early today, and have been down in Canal Street ever since looking for you. That description, though, matched several people. Which one was you?

i was the one sulking by the glory hole glad.